Stolen from hohner_07<3

1. Which team do you support? Inter u.u (Let's start with the right foot stating the obvious \o/)
2.When did you start supporting that team? Like, when I was born? My family's supporting Inter since decades, so this wasn't even a choice, it was... DNA? XD I don't know, Inter has always been the only one, for me <3
3. Have you ever supported other teams? No XD I occasionally support teams where ex-players from Inter and I'm still following are playing now, but I only am a fan of Inter. For example, I won't stay awake til five o' clock in the morning to see a stupid friendly for no team but Inter.
4.Why football and why not basketball? To be honest, I quite appreciate basket, since my brother played it for some time and he involved me in the obsession, but football, I don't know, it's different <3
5. Your first footie crush and why. Oh God, Robi Baggio. I still love him, it was a really pure love, I was so little. I cried in joy when my mother found me a poster with him in nerazzurro. And then I cried in desperation when he went away, thanks to a man I still hate for a lot of reasons including that one. (But maybe my first real crush was Veron, when I saw him wearing only his undies in the locker room, on the tv. I asked "oh, please, let him come to Inter next year". And he came *_*)
6. If you were a footballer, in which role would you play? I am so incredibly lazy that they would have to invent a new role just for me. Like, the one who's passing water to the GK or something.
7. In which society? Only Inter would be dork enough to invent a similar role just to make me happy XD
8. Your favourite Liga, Premier, Bundes teams. I'm now following anyone in Bundesliga. I'm following Barça in Liga just 'cause I love Zlatan (and Boji and Pep and Gerard and Carles andDani and Titi, oh, ok, I like Barça, are you happy now? *sigh*), and in Premier my favourites are Manchester United and Chelsea.
9. The ... footballer
most intelligent: Don't know if you're talking about real intelligence of tactic intelligence, 'cause it's different X'DDD I'd say Zanetti (quoting hohner_07), for the first one, and Sneijder for the second.
most cunning: Quoting hohner_07again, Inzaghi XD
most arrogant: Zlataaaan X'D
most handsome: Zla- no, ok X'D Mario Balotelli.
shiest: Davide Santon X'D Even if he's just so dork he says absurd things with no shame at all X'D But he's not malicious, it's just that he doesn't get that if he says "Mario handed me his ex girlfiend *-*" it's something really really absurd, he's doing it with no consciousness XD
most womanizer: Mario, the man that changes a woman every two months X'DDD In the last year we had Sofia - then handed to Davide, who's obviously wearing second-hand clothes like the little brother Mario never had - then Maria Elena and finally Carla. We're all asking to ourselves how much will it last.
silliest: I can't make up my mind between Julio Cesar and Deki X'D I'll say both of them, 'cause they really are a force of nature when they're together XD
most stylish: Mario. Whatever he wears, it makes him look like some kind of model enjoying his free time on a pitch. (White hat, anyone?)
10. If you had a daughter, who would be the perfect son-in-law? I'd happily give all my daughters to Diego Milito. It's a shame he's already married.
11. 5 footballers you loved. Zlatan Ibrahimovic *insert sigh here*, Mario Balotelli, Davide Santon, Adriano and Dejan Stankovic.
12. Your actual football crush and his best qualities: Mario =P Because, apart from his bad attitude (not only for a discipline problem, he's just so fragile he makes me want to knock him down using a bat and then hug him forever), he's got undeniable qualities, an incredible intuition as a striker, a special grace in his movements and an immense talent. It's a shame he's got no constancy at all.
13. The footballer you would have in your fav team: Zla-tan.
14. If your team didn't exist, which team would you support? Seriously, I wouldn't even start thinking about football without Inter.
15. The first match at the stadium: *whines* Never been to an actual match. I once saw, like, a Politicians vs Ex-Nazionali match, but it was horrible.
16. Do all in your family support the same team? Yes XD
17. Last match you saw: Inter-Roma *sighs*
18. The best match: I'll say Dinamo Kiev-Inter <3 Not so beautiful for the way the boys played itself, but it gave me really strong feelings.
19. The worst match: The last one, Inter-Roma. For the first time this year I found myself bored. And disgusted, when I wasn't bored.
20. The Golden Ball to...? Everybody knows who'd be the chosen one, if it was for me, but I'm all alone in this, so... =P
21. Who is the footballer you hate most? Fabio Cannavaro.
22. Which footballer would be a perfect politician? XD I'd give straight to Javi the keys of our parliament XD But I'd give the World to José, 'cause I strongly believe he - mostly - always knows what he's doing.
23. A perfect model? Mario <3
24. A perfect tv-announcer? XD Matrix X'DDD
25. What do you think about wags? Your favourite? What am I supposed to think about them, some of them are some of the women I envy most in the world X'D Btw, Susana Werner, Mrs Cesar <3 She's gorgeous, she's LOL and she's totally nuts, i love her XD
26. Mourinho is... a tiresome proud and presumptuous asshole, he's unbearable, he's beautiful and dam clever, he's ironic, he's capable, he's sexy and he's basically an idol. I love him XD
27. Shevchenko is... a good player I never really cared about.
28. J. Zanetti is... MY CAPITANO NOW AND FOREVER (at least until Davide manages to take his place, if it ever happens XD).
29. Ronaldo is... a sad memory.
30. Your footie wishes for 2010: I'd like to have CL and Scudetto - and I'd like for Mario and Davide to stay in Inter, thank you. The last two things are easy, for the first one we'll see XD

I am so sleepy XD But:
a) my brother's still out and I'm waiting for him, and
b) Classes at college are beginning on Monday, so I won't be able to stay up so late so soon. I mean, all my lessons start at ten o' clock, but I'll still have to get up at eight o' clock if I want to be where I have to be in time. And, by the way, it's time I give some rules to my time, I can't wake up at lunchtime like I did in the last two days. But I already know I'll miss this so much, so I'm enjoying the silence, low lights and fresh air coming in from the balcony while I add two or three sentences to the Santonelli lemon I'm writing right now.
At least, when I'm not doing memes :D This was provided by chia25 ♥

1. Comment to this entry saying 'ICONS!' and I will pick 6 of your icons.
2. Make an entry in your own journal and talk about the icons I picked!

First of all: thanks to shee91 for this <3 I found the entire match to download, like, a hundred years ago, and Def somehow managed to cut the scene letting me upload it on YouTube, but although my man is a very talented man he can't for his life make gifs, so after some trying we gave up. At least until Shee saved our life <3
By the way \o/ that's one of the most beautiful/cutest/gayest scenes ever between Inter kids, Mario and Davide. The legend (not the Tummyache Ghost one*) (well, that one too), tells the story of what happened during Trofeo Tim, this year, at Adriatico Stadium in Pescara. Suddenly, in the middle of a march, all the lights were shut down. No one knows why and it'll probably never be known, but we know everything turned dark and the referee was forced to stop the game.
Davide passed his time stretching in the middle of the pitch. Obviously, when Mario put his eyes on him laying on the ground, stopped thinking and started trying to fuck him in front of his team mates and the audience - there and in front of the televisions of half of the world. Just to say, he's not visible in the icon, but there's Thiago Motta, there, looking at them like they're aliens.
By the way, Mario was right. I mean, Davide almost spread his legs for him. That's the least he could expect for a similar behavior.

I don't exactly know where this came out from, to be honest XD I was tagging photos with Picasa, and there's something that always makes me make some icons, because looking at all the photos inspires me, when I see this photo of Mou calling someone on the phone and I, like, see a Jobra dialogue being born in my head, with Zlatan whining 'cause he didn't score on his first CL match with Barça and calling José for some consolation, asking him if he can go to Milan to see him, then if he can come to Barça to see himself and finally praying for a visit, and that's when José gives up and asks him two hours to reach him XD
Then I obviously lost my entire afternoon making the frames it needed, but the final result (thanks to el_defe that always makes things right when I am not able to do it) really satisfies me <3

chia25's man \o/ Which is Sammy's man \o/ And everybody else's man \o/
I was thinking about the fact that every man I love in football's world had to do or say something to make me fall in love. For example, Mou had to say "I'm not pirla" at his first press conference, and that made me his. Sammy had to say "I won't kiss the badge, I'll earn your respect of the pitch", at his first press conference too, and I was his, too.
Diego didn't have to do anything o.o I mean, I already felt some kind of affection toward him 'cause he traveled Italy with his husband (as I'm speaking, ex-husband, because M2 is okay but love is blind) (...THIS SENTENCE IS MULTI-FANDOM! *points @ Italian X Factor*), but nothing more than this. And then I saw him play, I saw him take our game and make it worth seeing and effective. And I fell in love. For his qualities as a player before then his qualities as a man - and that's something unusual for me. Then, I mean, as Sammy said, "If he's worth ten as a player, he's worth fifteen as a man". And- I mean. If he says so. <3
And, by the way, about the original image this icon was cropped off of: you have no idea.

This gif is wonderful and I can say it because I didn't made it X'D The picture - made in two minutes on MSN, as far as I know - is by waferkya, a woman I love out of my mind that I somehow managed to infect with the worst disease in the world, because I wanted her to be more awesome than she already was. I'm talking about Zlatanite. Unfortunately, Kya wasn't the only one I infected, and I'd like to take this chance to say "I'm sorry" to all the women and men I infected with the same disease, spreading the love for a gypsy Swede that doesn't even deserve it, by the way.
The picture is the immediate reaction to CL draws that put us in the same group Barça was put in. And I don't really have to explain nothing more, since it's already so wonderful it speaks by itself XD

This was cropped off of a picture that is so wonderful everybody should see it. It shows Brian Molko, Placebo's frontman, holding a poster that gives us an important life lesson: every time you see a rainbow, God is having gay sex. I mean. I love it.





This is a revolutionary icon XD
First, I have to say I love icons with black sentences on a white background. I've got tons of them and I love them all, also because I like to write on them everything I think without restraining myself, and bye bye to whom would like for me to be more politically correct (I'VE NEVER BEEN POLITICALLY CORRECT, THEFUCK).
By the way \o/ Unfortunately for me, I passed through a lot of fandoms (it happens in RPF fandoms too, even more often than what someone's expecting) in which once you go a little more further than what the majority of people say - that can be the effective canon or a particularly important/common fanon that everybody judge "righter" than others - everybody feels the right to say to you "waaaah, you suck, why do you write about those two instead of those other two? You're going OOC!". That's my universal answer to shit like this. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. Yayz.


Same meme, provided by waferkya, this time XD

This is Bill Beckett and he's a total outsider in my icons XD Because I'm not in the fandom and I don't even like TAI (mainly because I don't know their discography, since I listened to only one song by them, Down & Out, even if I liked it XD). But this photo (originally took by Bill's sister, Courtney), is very beautiful. I find it very strong and I adore the quote written on Bill's chest. So I keep it, even if I don't use it so much, 'cause I find it "heavy" (I mean, there are icons that can be used only in more serious kinds of situations, I think, and that's one of them XD), but as long as I can keep 100+ icons, I leave it where it is XD


See above XD







...aw. I mean, look at him, he makes me squee like no other. Matrix's not an easy man to get along with, because he's somehow right when he says he and Special are similar: both of them say exactly what they think in the very moment they think about it and both of them are not scared to make a foul when they move, if they think they're right XD
Above all, by the way, that's what he is deeper in himself: a family guy, sweet, tender and protective, both with babies and with fans (I only met two men that could put up picspams of their own holidays: he and Bushido XD). And I love him <3



I was talking with my brother, once. "He's not very politically oriented", he said to me. I looked at him like he was an alien. "The fuck are you talking about?", I asked, "It's not possible. Doesn't he have ideas?". And he answered "Sure he has ideas, it's just that he's not politically oriented".
Years have passed and I still don't know what exactly Matt thinks about politics and parties. I'm almost sure he believes in something totally different than what politicians usually say to us all, but he sure has ideas. So he probably has an opinion on this too, but the fact is I don't really care about it anymore XD (The left fist in the air, by the way, could be a hint, I believe XD)

One of the few NT!Davide photos that can be found on the net XD I liked the original pic very much 'cause Davide seemed a teenager in it. Yes, I know he actually is a teenager. He just seemed even younger than how he really is XD Then I started playing with the colors and I fell in love with the green of the grass and with the centrality of the water bottle, so that's an icon I often use <3 (I use this icon more than the times Lippi actually use Davide when he calls him up, so... 8D)




... *is in love* Thank you again, shee91, I love you, I wouldn't ever had this icon if it wasn't for you <3 By the way, the footage is from a famous match against Panathinaikos that made Jobra even more canon than how it was, because the very moment Ibra assisted Adri for his goal he went straight to the bench where his coach was waiting for him, arms spread for a big fat hug. AW, that's all I'm saying about it.
This scene seemed lost in time, btw. I mean, I waited more than a year for it to appear somewhere on YouTube, and I had to wait until it was used as extra footage during a press conference Ibra gave before he came back to Milan for Inter-Barça. Such a long time. Never give up hope XD

I should already be sleeping, but I waited until now for my brother to come back home, 'cause he promised me croissants <.< He didn't bring them home =.= Bad boy. So, I'm going to burn off my irritation posting (srsly: you can't promise me croissants and then deny them to me, it's a torture for both my body and my mind ç_ç) and only then I'll go to bed.

Last part of the 7 Days Meme (which means that, from now on, I won't have the duty to post here, so you won't hear from me for a while XD) (Don't be so happy about it è_é).

Day one • a song
Day two • a picture
Day three • a book/ebook/fanfic
Day four • a site
Day five • a youtube clip
Day six • a quote
Day seven • whatever tickles your fancy

( Transcription and translation for non Italian speakers, under here! )

Tonight my brother came back home at 4 A.M., carrying a very ugly dog with him XD Something similar to a pug, but long-coated. We didn't recognize his breed at first, 'cause we're not very expert on dog breeds. The only things we knew for sure were that he had a collar, he was clean and he was really really ugly XD Jutting eyes, a little hump, an horrible tooth coming out of his mouth XD The poor thing was almost run down by a motorcycle in front of his eyes, he could not leave him there, he had to carry him with him.
I passed an entire hour trying to calm him (he was terrified), feed him and quench his thirst, and he practically fell in love with me. He started following me everywhere - something that actually touched me and amused me so much, since he was limping and he had some problem with his nose that caused his breath to come out like a snort. He made sounds like a little pig XD
After I managed to calm him, I sat on the pc - the dog still lying down beside me - and I started to search for his breed. Finally, it came out he was a Japanese Chin with a lot of breed defect.
I called it Mostrillo (something like "Cute Little Monster" in Italian XD) because he was somehow sensitive to the double L.
I said him goodbye, this morning :\ My brother took him to the kennel :\
I'm sorry I could not keep you, Mostrillo. You stayed for such a short time, but I loved you. ♥

By the way XD (this LJ is quickly becoming, like, The Melancholic Diaries. Gh. I'll try to restrain myself in the future XD)
7 Days Meme!

Day one • a song
Day two • a picture
Day three • a book/ebook/fanfic
Day four • a site
Day five • a youtube clip
Day six • a quote
Day seven • whatever tickles your fancy

"If I wanted to have an easy job... I would have stayed at Porto - beautiful blue chair, the Uefa Champions League trophy, God, and after God, me."

~ José Mourinho.

(Because that's the first Mou quote I ever read. Because that's what inspired my first Jobra. Because it summarize José - or at least part of him - in less than thirty words. Because aw. And that's all.)

First, 7 Days Meme.

Day one • a song
Day two • a picture
Day three • a book/ebook/fanfic
Day four • a site
Day five • a youtube clip
Day six • a quote
Day seven • whatever tickles your fancy

I thought about spamming secrets_ita, an Italian community inspired by the various foreign secrets!communities that every fandom in every language needs to be considered (and, as a matter of fact, I am spamming it). Then, my beloved juuhachi_go came to me linking immoral sites and I thought "hey! Why not spam them too?" XD
So. If you're a gay man searching for useful information on how to move your first steps (or the following ones) searching for the best way to express your sexuality, or if you're a fangirl who wants to keep her writings close to reality and if you want to understand what can you make your characters do, take a look at the Gay Sex Guide by Superdrewby, but don't forget that fanfics are not reality, so realism is a secondary question when writing; don't think too much and let your boys have sex the way they want \o/

On a less important note (I'm joking, this is way more important than what I said up to now).


Non c'è pace per Mario Balotelli: nonostante le tante campagne contro gli insulti razzisti, l'attaccante dell'Inter è ancora vittima degli imbecilli di turno che questa volta hanno trovato su Internet il modo di continuare a manifestare senza freni la loro deficienza. L'ultimo esempio, infatti, arriva da Wikipedia, la celeberrima enciclopedia libera on-line consultabile e modificabile da tutti (con presa coscienza di ciò che si fa, ovviamente).
Nella pagina dedicata a 'Mario Balotelli', infatti, per qualche minuto si è potuto leggere la deprecabile dicitura 'sporco negro'. Si è trattata ovviamente di una manomissione della pagina stessa, ma bisognerebbe risalire al colpevole al più presto per poter evitare ancora cose di poco gusto come questa.


(Summary for non-Italian speakers: some dickhead changed Mario's Wiki page to add "dirty nigger" under his name. Hahaha. *groans*)

This is so disgusting I don't even know what to say. Sometimes I think that, for what Italy showed to Mario, especially talking about football, he'd be better playing for Ghana's NT and somewhere else, possibly in Spain or England. If he doesn't, it's only because he's more proud to be Italian than any of the assholes who write similar shit or whistle him in the stadium or throw bananas at him along the streets.
Fuck yourselves.

Posting now 'cause I'm out dinner and wouldn't manage to post in time for the 7 Days Meme XD

Day one • a song
Day two • a picture
Day three • a book/ebook/fanfic
Day four • a site
Day five • a youtube clip
Day six • a quote
Day seven • whatever tickles your fancy

A parte questo: lurkanza è un termine che la sottoscritta ha tipo inventato, quindi, quando lo usate nei vostri situcci sfigati e livejournal dimenticati da Dio per grazia e bontà, ricordatevi di mettere almeno un "cit." u.u

I'm late, I'm late!!! *gasps*
So! First of all: \o/ Inter just won its match against Udinese in Campionato and I'm happy like a baby during Christmas Night because it was a difficult game but nonetheless beautiful, Deki was great and both my babies played without sucking too much, José exposed himself for the masses' hilarity cheering like a two years old baby and this made me fall in love again with him - like I ever stopped - and in the end this was a wonderful night, so yay \o/


Then! Happy birthday Zlatan ç______ç Even if you sucked today and you didn't score and even Eurosport said you were totally not so great, I still love you and lots of people can say the same, like your team mates, your ex team mates and a good number of other people in the world <3 Could this year be great for you as the past was <3

And finally, since it's already late, second part of the 7 Days Meme!

Day one • a song
Day two • a picture
Day three • a book/ebook/fanfic
Day four • a site
Day five • a youtube clip
Day six • a quote
Day seven • whatever tickles your fancy

It's been a month since I last wrote something here, huh? More than a month, to be honest, and I can't say I'm overjoyed by the thought of telling everything happened to me in the last thirty days, as much as I can tell you're totally not interested in hearing anything similar X'D But I was starting to miss this place - just open the page and start talking about everything that crossed my mind not having to think about space limits and all the rest - so here I am.

• bigbangitalia. Up to now, I managed to finish two stories <3 One is ten thousand and something-words long, and it's basically a missing moment set immediately after Barcelona-Sporting Gijon - yeah, the match José watched in Camp Nou; the one he left just in time to miss Zlatan's first goal in La Liga XD I just imagined José stalking Zlatan after the match, and those two took more than 10k words just to solve their relationship problems. Wonderful.
The other one, by the way, is a story a really really love. A What If? set more or less now. In this What If?, Helena and the kids are killed by a fanatic who never forgave Zlatan the fact he left Milan for Barcelona. Zlatan's the first to find the bodies and this makes him go totally out of his mind. Barça sends him in a Psychiatric Clinic, then covers for his disappearance and quits his contract. And here starts my story, the very moment Moratti sends José to Barcelona without explaining him why and José has to face what's left of Zlatan - and what's left of their story together.
This took longer, it needed 15k+ words to reach an end, and it's one of the most satisfying endings of my ficwriter career. I'm not saying a word more about it XD
Finally, since I wasn't already satisfied, I started another story :D Mods postponed the deadline to October 18th, so I thought I could use it to write something outside Inter-fandom. I started a pretty cute AU Mollamy plotted with faechan and inspired by Uprising's video <3<3<3 Trying to put it easy, the idea is of a society split in two: on the surface lives a society based on an absolute monarchy in which nobility rules the nation just minding its own business and poor people are left starving in the street while under the surface some enlightened minds (scholars, scientists, thinkers) organize the resistance waiting for the incoming revolution *_* The opposition of these two worlds is incredible: the monarchy is a conservative society in which even scientific progress is denied, people live at the light of the candles and move bu feet or gig, while the revolutionary society believes in scientific progress, has got electricity and internet connection everywhere, and people move through sewage system in armored vehicles.
In this world move my two main characters: Brian, son of one of the most influential nobleman of his Majesty, is charged to sneak into the resistance as a spy to discover and sabotage its plans; Matthew, on the other hand, is a guy with no requirement to lead the resistance: he doesn't know the complex foundations of the scientific organization of the society but he compensate with his character and his incredibly strong determination, not to mention his eccentric behavior. Just to say, he creates and collects zombie teddy bears. Even if it's not just for fun XD
I hope to finish it soon, because I find it really beautiful and I really would love to use it for the big bang also because I'd love to be the only one sending three stories ^O^ <3

• Inter. Why am I not a Barça supporter, again? Oh, yes, the "Inter's my only love thing" and all. *cries*
Seriously, it's two weeks my boys drive me nuts fucking up practically every single game they are supposed to win, and this disturbs me a lot, because, really, I feel like I'm being joked around. Now, thinking about tomorrow's match, I'm more preoccupied than angry, so I don't really want to rant about how awful the last two matches have been, but you should have see me on Tuesday night, really. I was a beast, I would have easily bite a lot of heads off - and José's one would have been the first on the list.
Let's hope everything goes well tomorrow, let's hope it together. Pretty please? T_T

• Tokio Hotel. *ENTHUSIASTIC*
i really needed to stay the fuck away from English fandom, that's it, it was driving me mad. I needed to just rest until the album came out, or at least until what was important to me were Tokio Hotel alone, what they are and not what their fucked up fans picture them to be. It happened when they made an appearance at Italian X Factor, and then the miracle repeated itself when I finally put my hand on the new album - which, to say the truth, I find delicious, and the final evidence that Tokio Hotel are guided by a production team that Britney would really love to have. It's almost perfect, except for two little mistakes (Bill's high note on Träumer, which is disturbing, and the entire Screamin', which is horrible °_°), but it's really the album I was waiting for to start loving them again <3 So thank you, Jost, I always knew I could count on you.
To be honest I've only listened to the German version, but - as I said to melting_lullaby today, I really think the entire English production by Tokio Hotel could easily go burnt and I won't be sorry for it, so I'll wait a little more to hear the English album and start hating it out of my mind XD For now, I'm enjoying the German version and I'm happy like that.
And, by the way, I want Humanoid as second single. I deserve it.

[ITALIAN SPAM]
• Criticombola. Ovvero, la nuova iniziativa proposta da Criticoni, che prevede una tabella di prompt che vengono poi estratti a caso ed inseriti in una cartella proprio come quella della tombola <3 Lo scopo è scrivere quanti più racconti possibile ispirandosi ai temi e cercando di realizzare le combinazioni tipiche del gioco, fra ambo, terno, quaterna e cinquina <3


• Meme!
I've got tons of them! el_defe gave me five picspam to do - Deki, José, Davide, JC and Rob Morrow - but for the majority of them I need my Inter folder to be perfectly organized, so I'll wait until i tag every single photo, and then searching for the most appropriate for every picspam will be easy. Thank you Picasa.
For now, I'll just take eide_oconrad's 7 Days Meme, so I'm sure I'll post everyday at least for a week =P

Day one • a song
Day two • a picture
Day three • a book/ebook/fanfic
Day four • a site
Day five • a youtube clip
Day six • a quote
Day seven • whatever tickles your fancy

To be honest, I've got no will to post XD But I've got no will to do anything else, so I think I'll post, so at least I'll make the other meme eide_oconrad gave me, I'll fangirl on my boys, I'll laugh about our derisory fate and I'll whine a little more about Bill and TH-fandom. Not in order.
So, let's start!

( Inter fangirling )

( Tokio Hotel whining )

( RL & Numb3rs )

( Meme with LOTS of Mario )

This post was brought to you by Maximilian and Vincent Ibrahimović

which are, for your information, very confident they're better than you all u.u</div>

eide_oconrad gave me Zlatan <3

Comment this post and I'll give you a character/celeb. Than answer these questions with photos of the said character/celeb, on your LJ.

( Lot of Zlatan under the cut. Haters to the left. )

But, before we go on to more serious topics (?), I have to show you a wonderful man, a man with no shame at all, a man who doesn't care if he's almost fifty and makes noises during press conferences. Not once but two - and journalists don't even have to ask him to repeat it, he repeats it at his own will. Enjoy, because Special deserves some love.

That said, ary_true gave me a meme and five topics I have to talk about. Yay XD (Like I need a meme to endlessly talk about what I live, GH.)
( Under here for Zlatan, Muse, Flershido, Numb3rs and writing )

And, since we're talking about it, now I'm off to write °_° While my mother argues with one of her friends who lives in Milan and will be going to the match tomorrow XD Yes, I hate him too and I'd argue with him too, if I could.

Io dovrei (come al solito :D) stare facendo tutt'altro. Ma el_defe mi ha irretita in questa spirale dei Meme suicidi D: E quindi voglio darvi tutte le possibilità che volete per farmi del male.
Regole del gioco.
Io: Descrivo quindici venti pairing che amo in meno di quindici parole.
Voi: Cercate di indovinarli :D Se ci riuscite (potete tentare tutte le volte che volete) potete chiedere una ficlet con pairing e prompt a vostra scelta (ne avrete al massimo tre ciascuno, quindi anche se mi conoscete benissimo e indovinate tutti e venti i pairing, non sputtanateli tutti e lasciate possibilità anche agli altri XD Tanto sempre massimo tre robe vi scrivo XD).
That said, buon divertimento <3

Noticina preliminare: Le descrizioni sono suddivise per aree tematiche (Anime/Manga, RP, Telefilm, non necessariamente in quest'ordine). I numeri dal 16 al 20, invece, essendo bonus dettati dalla mia bontà, sono mischiati :D (Ho una bontà molto cattiva.)

1) Chi disprezza compra. RP: Tokio Hotel, Tom/Georg ruka_nanjou 
2) I problemi si muovono sempre in coppia. RP: Tokio Hotel, Bill/Tom el_defe 
3) Odiarsi per anni diventa improvvisamente irrilevante.  RP: German Rap, Fler/Bushido el_defe 
4) Della canonicità del Marketing!Flirt. RP: German Rap/Tokio Hotel, Bushido/Bill faechan 
5) L’usciere e l’ex-ragazzo. RP: German Rap, Fler/Chakuza lokex 
6) Lato B di una band di successo. RP: Tokio Hotel, Georg/Gustav faechan 
7) Uno è una zoccola, l’altro a stento cambia espressione. RP, David Bowie/Mick Jagger txext 
8) Uno odia l’altro perché non riesce ad evitare di eccitarsi ogni volta che lo vede.  RP: Muse/Placebo, Brian/Matthew faechan 

9) Un amore per il quale daresti via un braccio. Fullmetal Alchemist, Al/Ed meggie87 
10) Una ragazzina, due occhi d’ambra ed un sacco di gratitudine. Inuyasha, Rin/Sesshomaru juuhachi_go 
11) Lei è l’unica che sia riuscita a farlo sorridere davvero in dieci volumi. Kodomo No Omocha, Sana/Akito meggie87 

12) Quasi impossibile relazionarsi senza mettersi le mani addosso. Buffy - The Vampire Slayer, Buffy/Spike ruka_nanjou 
13) True love stories never have ending.
14) Era cominciata come una one night stand. Queer As Folk US, Brian/Justin meggie87 
15) Farsi del male per dimostrare di amarsi.

16) Qualsiasi cifra. RP: Inter, José/Zlatan txext 
17) I ragazzini di casa. RP: Inter, Davide/Mario el_defe 
18) Rabbia VS Apatia. Neon Genesis Evangelion, Asuka/Shinji whoa_nevermind 
19) Cedere al fascino dell’esotico. Final Fantasy XII, Ashe/Al-Cid juuhachi_go 
20) Amato, compianto, mai dimenticato. (e cornificato, aggiungo ex post) Final Fantasy XII, Ashe/Rasler juuhachi_go 
 
(...sì, ok, lo so. Alcuni sono di una facilità rivoltante. Mi piace che mi costringiate a scrivere, that's it.)

Masterlist. Ovvero, gli svariati modi in cui mi toccherà soccombere.

FFXII, Al-Cid/Ashe, "Sono qui per voi stanotte" - richiesto da juuhachi_go 
RP: Tokio Hotel, Bill/Tom, Impossibilità di un rapporto di coppia - richiesto da meggie87 
RP: German Rap, Fler/Bushido, "Io un giorno o l'altro torno ad odiarlo" - richiesto da meggie87 
RP: Muse/Placebo, Brian/Matthew, "'cause I want it now/I want it now/give me your heart and your soul" (Muse, Hysteria) - richiesto da meggie87 
FFXII, Rasler/Ashe, sali da bagno - richiesto da juuhachi_go 
FFXII, Basch/Ashe, nell'acqua della chiara fontana - richiesto da juuhachi_go 
RP: Tokio Hotel, David Jost/Tom Kaulitz, "Quando sbagli gemello" - richiesto da lokex 
RP: My Chemical Romance, Frank Iero/Gerard Way, "You're too complicated, we should separate it / You're just confiscating, you're exasperating / This degeneration, mental masturbation / Think I'll leave it all behind, save this bleeding heart of mine" (You Don't Care About Us, Placebo) - richiesto da txext 
RP: My Chemical Romance, Gerard/Mikey, "I spent my high school career / Spit on and shoved to agree / So I could watch all my heroes / Sell a car on tv" (Disenchanted, My Chemical Romance) - richiesto da txext 
FMA, Al/Ed, it's showtime, if you know what I mean ;D - richiesto da whoa_nevermind 
RP: German Rap/Altro, Bushido/Nicole Scherzinger, "Musica opinabile? Io?" - richiesto da el_defe 
RP: German Rap, D-Bo/Fler, Wagner - richiesto da el_defe 
Originale, F+F+M+M, sette giorni, sette istantanee, un girotondo di amori non corrisposti - richiesto da el_defe 
RP: POALS, R/A, "La prima volta è stata l'inizio del casino. Alla seconda nessuno dei due si è più posto il problema. La terza, infine, è stata quella con tutti i crismi, in una casa vera." - richiesto da el_defe 
RP: POALS, F/R/A/Z!OT4, "Gira roba troppo forte, qui in Italia." - richiesto da el_defe 
RP: Muse/Placebo, Brian/Matthew (non established), "Lo trova sexy con i capelli lunghi, ma non lo ammetterebbe neanche morto" - richiesto da faechan 
RP: My Chemical Romance, Gerard/Mikey, GhostOfYou!AU, la notte prima dello sbarco - richiesto da faechan 
RP: My Chemical Romance, Gerard/Mikey, cartoni animati - richiesto da faechan 
RP: Tokio Hotel, Georg/Tom, "Tieni le mani a posto, idiota!" - richiesto da ruka_nanjou 
Torchwood, Jack/Ianto, progetti individuali - richiesto da ruka_nanjou 

Devo aspettare le quattro e mezza per andare da Manni e non ho niente da fare (leggi: ho già fatto tutto ciò che dovevo, resta solo scrivere ed al momento non mi va perché ieri ho macinato qualcosa come sei-settemila parole in cinque ore e mi fanno male le ditina XD), perciò, mentre soffro perché la mia tastiera si sta perdendo il tasto e (se la vedete scomparire all'improvviso, sapete perché ç_ç), posto un gioioso meme che ho richiesto esplicitamente all'uomo di casa *_*v


1. Do you like this character?
Piacere? Piacere?! Penso che sia ancora riduttivo: io mi sono innamorata perdutamente di Fler XD Prova ne sia quello che gli concedo quando scrivo di lui (davvero: mai viziato tanto un PG. E mai maltrattato tanto, allo stesso tempo. Palese prova d'amore, come nainai80 e melting_lullaby m'insegnano *annuisce*) e, soprattutto, il modo illegale in cui rompo le balle al prossimo mio fangirlando senza confini su questo povero ragazzino del ghetto che tale è rimasto nonostante gli anni. *amore a pioggia*

2. What name/s do you call this character?
XDDD E' ormai arcinoto, lui è Il Bimbo. Questo da quando ho visto quanto può arrivare ad essere tondo e patato, soprattutto durante le interviste. *altro amore a pioggia*

3. What image-color do you associate with this character?
L'azzurro ghiaccio dei suoi occhi <3

4. What image-song do you associate with this character?
Delle sue, Ewigkeit. Perché è lui che parla di se stesso. E io lo amo. Delle altrui, Ich Hoffe Es Geht Dir Gut. Perché è Bushido che parla di lui. E io li amo.

5. What blood-type do you think this character is?
Non ne ho idea, a dire la verità XD

6. Of all of the titles to that this character appears in, what character do you like to put this character with?
Ok, io ho questo problema enorme con Fler... palsemente lo appaierei con chiunque. Che poi è ciò che faccio, e infatti il Bimbo è quello che scopa di più e con più persone, nella Saga X'DDD Premio Varietà al Fler. Comunque, più di tutti gli altri, adoro appaiarlo a Bushido. Perchééééééé XD sono canon. E quindi mi fanno squittire più di tutti gli altri <3

7. What would you want to say to this character?
...temo che, ad avere l'opportunità, mi trasformerei nella groupie invasata che intimamente so già essere, e gli direi qualcosa di estremamente sconcio *piange* In lingua, poi, così che possa capirmi anche lui. *unisce indici con aria imbarazzata*

8. Which do you want to do with this character: Shake hands, hug, or kiss?
Diciamo kiss. Diciamo che mi fermerei. Diciamolo XD

9. Now choose 6 friends.
Ma no, perché obbligarvi XD Se volete farlo, però, commentate e chiedete, così vi affibbio un personaggio a mio insindacabile giudizio, e vi faccio divertire un po' XD

Torno a fingere di scrivere, va' *annuisce* O, alternativamente, a pestare l'essere umano di sesso maschile che mi si accompagna, visto che mi sta dicendo su MSN che sta scrivendo uno spin-off di POALS e che, nella sua logica contorta, io dovrei aspettare fino al dannato giugno per leggerlo. Haha. <.<