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[Italian Post] Al Soccer!Fandom Italiano.

2009-11-15T16:00:33Z

(Sorry, f-list, it won't take much.)

Mi rivolgo a tutte le ragazze della mia f-list che sguazzano allegre nel Soccerdom italiano, indipendentemente dalla squadra per cui tengono ^^ Se seguite secrets_ita, immaginate già il perché di questo mio post. Per chi non sappia, riassunto breve: nell'ultimo post, sono venuti fuori un po' di secret che si lagnavano dell'iperpresenza del fandom calcistico fra i secret stessi. Non voglio entrare nel merito del flame-non-flammante (un giorno farò una classifica dei vari tipi di flame che è possibile osservare nel fandom... in quanto trolla preferita di alcuni degli esponenti "migliori" del fandom italiano, ne sento il diritto/dovere) che da qui poi è scaturito, alcuni di noi se la sono presa a male perché, essendo pochini, non è come dire "avete scassato" ai fan di Star Trek, per intenderci XD Se si dice "avete scassato" ai fan di Star Trek, ci si rivolge più o meno a mezzo mondo, se lo si dice a noi ci si rivolge a due gatti in particolare, perciò la questione è un tantino diversa; altri, invece, non si sono risentiti per niente. Il punto non è questo.
Vorrei chiedervi, per favore, di non rispondere con secret-ripicche ai secret anticalcio che si sono visti nello scorso post. Io personalmente credo che secret, a questo giro, non ne posterò proprio (non per antipatia nata nei confronti della community che continuo ad adorare, tutt'altro, è che per ora il mio interesse il calcio è, quindi qualsiasi secret tendenzialmente sarebbe su quell'argomento lì, e continuare a fare presenzialismo quando tanta gente ha detto di essersi rotta sarebbe ridicolo e infantile XD), ma naturalmente non mi sogno nemmeno di chiedervi nulla del genere ^^ Tutto ciò che vi chiedo (anche a nome di el_defe, con cui ho discusso fino a poco fa al riguardo) è di non lasciarvi andare alle ripicche. Evitiamo di annegare nell'odio secrets_ita, che è tanto bellina e altrettanto ci piace, ok? XD Grazie <3

Memeeee!

2009-11-12T17:59:41Z

Stolen from hohner_07<3

1. Which team do you support? Inter u.u (Let's start with the right foot stating the obvious \o/)
2.When did you start supporting that team? Like, when I was born? My family's supporting Inter since decades, so this wasn't even a choice, it was... DNA? XD I don't know, Inter has always been the only one, for me <3
3. Have you ever supported other teams? No XD I occasionally support teams where ex-players from Inter and I'm still following are playing now, but I only am a fan of Inter. For example, I won't stay awake til five o' clock in the morning to see a stupid friendly for no team but Inter.
4.Why football and why not basketball? To be honest, I quite appreciate basket, since my brother played it for some time and he involved me in the obsession, but football, I don't know, it's different <3
5. Your first footie crush and why. Oh God, Robi Baggio. I still love him, it was a really pure love, I was so little. I cried in joy when my mother found me a poster with him in nerazzurro. And then I cried in desperation when he went away, thanks to a man I still hate for a lot of reasons including that one. (But maybe my first real crush was Veron, when I saw him wearing only his undies in the locker room, on the tv. I asked "oh, please, let him come to Inter next year". And he came *_*)
6. If you were a footballer, in which role would you play? I am so incredibly lazy that they would have to invent a new role just for me. Like, the one who's passing water to the GK or something.
7. In which society? Only Inter would be dork enough to invent a similar role just to make me happy XD
8. Your favourite Liga, Premier, Bundes teams. I'm now following anyone in Bundesliga. I'm following Barça in Liga just 'cause I love Zlatan (and Boji and Pep and Gerard and Carles andDani and Titi, oh, ok, I like Barça, are you happy now? *sigh*), and in Premier my favourites are Manchester United and Chelsea.
9. The ... footballer
most intelligent: Don't know if you're talking about real intelligence of tactic intelligence, 'cause it's different X'DDD I'd say Zanetti (quoting hohner_07), for the first one, and Sneijder for the second.
most cunning: Quoting hohner_07again, Inzaghi XD
most arrogant: Zlataaaan X'D
most handsome: Zla- no, ok X'D Mario Balotelli.
shiest: Davide Santon X'D Even if he's just so dork he says absurd things with no shame at all X'D But he's not malicious, it's just that he doesn't get that if he says "Mario handed me his ex girlfiend *-*" it's something really really absurd, he's doing it with no consciousness XD
most womanizer: Mario, the man that changes a woman every two months X'DDD In the last year we had Sofia - then handed to Davide, who's obviously wearing second-hand clothes like the little brother Mario never had - then Maria Elena and finally Carla. We're all asking to ourselves how much will it last.
silliest: I can't make up my mind between Julio Cesar and Deki X'D I'll say both of them, 'cause they really are a force of nature when they're together XD
most stylish: Mario. Whatever he wears, it makes him look like some kind of model enjoying his free time on a pitch. (White hat, anyone?)
10. If you had a daughter, who would be the perfect son-in-law? I'd happily give all my daughters to Diego Milito. It's a shame he's already married.
11. 5 footballers you loved. Zlatan Ibrahimovic *insert sigh here*, Mario Balotelli, Davide Santon, Adriano and Dejan Stankovic.
12. Your actual football crush and his best qualities: Mario =P Because, apart from his bad attitude (not only for a discipline problem, he's just so fragile he makes me want to knock him down using a bat and then hug him forever), he's got undeniable qualities, an incredible intuition as a striker, a special grace in his movements and an immense talent. It's a shame he's got no constancy at all.
13. The footballer you would have in your fav team: Zla-tan.
14. If your team didn't exist, which team would you support? Seriously, I wouldn't even start thinking about football without Inter.
15. The first match at the stadium: *whines* Never been to an actual match. I once saw, like, a Politicians vs Ex-Nazionali match, but it was horrible.
16. Do all in your family support the same team? Yes XD
17. Last match you saw: Inter-Roma *sighs*
18. The best match: I'll say Dinamo Kiev-Inter <3 Not so beautiful for the way the boys played itself, but it gave me really strong feelings.
19. The worst match: The last one, Inter-Roma. For the first time this year I found myself bored. And disgusted, when I wasn't bored.
20. The Golden Ball to...? Everybody knows who'd be the chosen one, if it was for me, but I'm all alone in this, so... =P
21. Who is the footballer you hate most? Fabio Cannavaro.
22. Which footballer would be a perfect politician? XD I'd give straight to Javi the keys of our parliament XD But I'd give the World to José, 'cause I strongly believe he - mostly - always knows what he's doing.
23. A perfect model? Mario <3
24. A perfect tv-announcer? XD Matrix X'DDD
25. What do you think about wags? Your favourite? What am I supposed to think about them, some of them are some of the women I envy most in the world X'D Btw, Susana Werner, Mrs Cesar <3 She's gorgeous, she's LOL and she's totally nuts, i love her XD
26. Mourinho is... a tiresome proud and presumptuous asshole, he's unbearable, he's beautiful and dam clever, he's ironic, he's capable, he's sexy and he's basically an idol. I love him XD
27. Shevchenko is... a good player I never really cared about.
28. J. Zanetti is... MY CAPITANO NOW AND FOREVER (at least until Davide manages to take his place, if it ever happens XD).
29. Ronaldo is... a sad memory.
30. Your footie wishes for 2010: I'd like to have CL and Scudetto - and I'd like for Mario and Davide to stay in Inter, thank you. The last two things are easy, for the first one we'll see XD

Happy birthday bastet_the_cat ~♥

2009-11-10T00:01:03Z

Plus: original photo (3004x1995px)
♥♥♥

Phantom riders always die on their own.

2009-11-09T10:24:06Z

Given the fact that I'm not going to talk about yesterday's match, obviously XD (No, I'm not angry at the boys, they were clearly there just because they had to, and so damn tired I can't even get really angry at them, because they were clearly stand ins to replace the real players. Or zombies), some talking about how I'm doing recently.

- I wrote two fic for NEU[t]ROFest <3 And I'm very proud of myself 'cause they're two stupid stories. No, really XD I wanted to write something easy and funny, and they are (especially the second one, in which we all meet Dogsitter!Mou, for the joy of kids and grown-ups - and their dogs).

- [ITALIAN WHINING ABOUT ITALIAN FANDOM] Purtroppo, non ho ancora scritto la fic segreta per quell'iniziativalà di Fanworld.it, e il problema è purtroppo molto più ampio di quanto non possa sembrare. Non certo perché non riuscirò a scrivere altro (ho già un'altra idea, e comunque ho tempo fino al 15 per tirare fuori anche un drabble del cavolo, se proprio non riesco), quanto piuttosto perché mi è stato presentato un problema di ordine morale XD (wtf!)
Il fatto è, detto molto sbrigativamente, che per questa cosa io volevo scrivere una fic su X Factor. Stavo coccolando il plot già da un po' ed era una storia molto intonata al tema dell'iniziativa, per cui ci tenevo, anche se X Factor non è il mio fandom principale e ultimamente lo guardo con molto meno interesse. Ora, se fossi stata meno furba (e anche meno onesta), mi sarebbe bastato fregarmene dei miei brutti presentimenti, scrivere la fic e mandarla, e probabilmente non ci sarebbero stati problemi. Siccome però purtroppo conosco il fandom italiano, la prima cosa che ho fatto è stata chiedere all'amministrazione se sul sito le fic su X Factor sarebbero state accettate.
Purtroppo, gli anni di militanza nel RPF!Fandom mi hanno insegnato che, fra tutte le fic, le RPF in Italia stanno un gradino sotto ogni altra cosa. E, fra le RPF, quelle su personaggi italiani stanno praticamente nel sottoscala.
Insomma, in poche parole mi è stato gentilmente detto che no, sul sito le XFandom!Fic non verranno accettate. Il motivo di tale decisione non l'ho chiesto, ma d'altronde non c'è nemmeno bisogno di farlo, visto che non esiste un motivo a parte la solita vecchia balla che già ci rifila EFP da tempo sulle celebrità italiane che setacciano internet al solo scopo di fare causa ai poveri siti che si azzardano a pubblicare fic sulle loro auguste persone (insieme: wtflol). E insomma, tutti ricordiamo cosa ho fatto l'ultima volta che mi sono stati imposti dei limiti in un archivio pubblico. *indica le valigie già pronte per ogni evenienza*
Questo, naturalmente, non è un attacco a Fanworld.it, che ritengo comunque un luogo puccioso - molto più di altri in rete, in ogni caso - né tantomeno un ultimatum di qualsiasi tipo XD E' solo che sto capendo - dopo anni, yay me - che evidentemente io non sono un tipo da archivi pubblici, ecco. LiveJournal fa molto più per me, quindi suppongo che prima o poi chiuderò un po' di account sparsi in giro e resterò solo sulle varie community che già infesto con estrema soddisfazione. [/ITALIAN WHINING ABOUT ITALIAN FANDOM]

- There was a new post on secrets_ita, on Saturday :D And I have to say I was waiting for the moment when all the AntiInter!Secrets would come out XD It was just a matter of time, since we've been annoying the fandom and the entire universe, recently. To be totally honest, some of them didn't even upset me (for example the one of the boy/girl who hates José: I mean, I love him but I don't find hard to imagine why someone could hate him XD), but two of them really got on my nerves.
One was the one of the supporter of another team saying she or he doesn't envy "real Inter supporters", 'cause our fandom's full of fangirls that don't even know what a dribbling is and support Inter just because they slash the players. To this person I'd like to say that everyone can fall in love with something (a team, a book, a band, whatever) in different ways. It's not that because you've been born with the badge of your team tattooed on the skin, then everyone else who fell in love differently with his team it's a second-rate fan. I mean, I first fangirled on Tokio Hotel, and then I fell in love with their music, but passion, when you find it, persists. And now I fangirl less on Tokio Hotel, but I probably love them more now then when I was writing a fic daily.
Everyone fells in love differently, make distinctions between the cases is stupid, and now I can say it calmly 'cause it's been two days, but the very moment I read that secret I really felt angry, especially because one of my dearest friends came closer to Inter with fangirling and now is supporting the team like crazy (and yesterday she texted me saying she could not watch the last minutes of the match because she was feeling sick for our play). So, uh. Fuck off.
The other tiresome secret - a lot more tiresome than this, to be honest - was the one of that super-nice Juve supporter saying Inter fans who cried for Ibra's transfer are pathetic :D comparing our situation to the Kakà-Milan one. Now, what I'd like to say to this woman - at the moment I really didn't think about it and it wasn't even right to say it, maybe - is that before she talks about mercenaries she should think better about what she says, 'cause a) Ibra never promised to stay forever, nor one of us was actually expecting him to do it, b) I don't know mercenaries that accepted to lower their salary just to go away X'D If we really have to take a look in the others' wallets, I don't know who's been worse between Ibra and Kakà, honestly.
But I don't really want to compare the two situations. I know they're different. It's the anon that first says "don't compare" and then does it, making clear she didn't get a fuck, nor of what happened neither of what Inter supporters (not all of them, but a lot of them) invested on Ibra.
It's the classic situation in which I feel the need to say "what do you have to do in this? Nothing. So shut up". Because it's clear that a supporter of another team (not Inter nor Milan one, moreover) just doesn't get these things. If it happens to him, then he understands them, but as long as he's watching from outside, he doesn't.
But I just wanted to take this all out, that's all. He maybe was a mercenary, but he was my mercenary, so STFU. XD

- By the way, I made a wonderful dream *-* It was set probably in the past year, when we went out of CL. I was watching tv on the little couch of my sitting room and Zlatan (!) was half asleep on the other couch, the longer one. On the channel I was watching, Elio Corno (famous Italian Inter supporter, for non-Italian readers, nda) was screaming against "the gypsy who wasn't even able to give us a Champions", and Zlatan kept turning on the couch like he couldn't get to sleep. At a certain point I sighed and turned to him, and I asked "Do you even care about it?", pointing at the flailing man on the screen. Zlatan shrugged and answered "no", and then he bent over me to push the button of the remote controller in my hands, to switch off the tv. The very moment I felt him touching me, I woke up. Happy XD
(Then I fell asleep again and I had a flash of Davide dragging Mario to U21's training screaming "I certainly won't arrive late because of you!", and then I woke up loling, but still XD)

BTW, HAPPY BIRTHDAY bruciamente!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

2009-11-04T23:04:15Z

THANK YOU

It's that time of the year again.

2009-10-29T17:00:36Z

The one in which I'm forced to make a schedule of every contest/fest/challenge I'm in, or I get confused. I hate this so much. And I have the impression every deadline is going to be the same day. It's not actually true, but it's still driving me insane XD Just make sure that, after this time's passed, you'll stop me if I ever say I want to do something again. Thank you.

I'm in:
- Criticombola: a Criticoni challenge you already know everything about in which my intention is to write fifteen stories on various fandoms and various prompts, up to January 6th. I can do it, I already wrote three of them è_é/
- NEU[t]ROFest: by sottoilpalco and dietrolequinte, for GEN fics/arts/graphics, up to November 23rd. I've got one of them, but I still want to write at least another fanfic, 'cause there's a plot I'm carrying with me from two weeks and it's so cute I really can't help to write it.
- Dolcetto o Scherzetto Fest: by fanfic_italia, is composed by three moments, and luckily two of them are already passed. I had to write three fic on three different prompts (fluff, comedy and horror), but I still have to write the last fic and I have to do it before the midnight between October 31st and November 1st.
- bigbangitalia: I had to write at least one 10k words fic. I wrote three of them but now I have to adjust them all following el_defe's betareading and I have to betaread el_defe's fic at the same time. This before November 1st. Then, before November 18th, I have to create a coverart and a fanmix for the same el_defe's fic I'm betareading now. I'll die trying, for sure.
- Contest: Along The Road: by harriet_yuuko, I have to write a fic on a gypsy, inspired also by one of the quotes Harriet reported on her rules. I already know what to write (it couldn't be different, given the theme XD), but the problem's the time, as usual, since I have to have the fic ready for December 22nd. Sigh.
Then there's something I can't talk about but that I have to write before November 25th, and it's obvious I can't really do this all, 'cause I have SE to write too and my inspiration's a bitch, so who knows what I'll want to write tomorrow, or if I will be responsible enough to write down the idea and wait for this time to be over before starting writing it seriously? And there was someone who wanted me to join nanowrimo_ita, HA HA HA. *cries*

By the way:
- Inter's playing tonight and I am terrified. I don't even know why, since I was perfectly calm until yesterday. Maybe 'cause I know my boys, and so I'm perfectly aware of the fact that if they have the least possibility to fuck up things, they'll do it. Panic.
- Yesterday, Damiano was eliminated by Italian X Factor D: He had his last challenge against Yavanna and although I'm happy the girls are still in I really liked Damiano and I was just starting shipping him with Sofia ç_ç (no comment, please). I hate when fandom breaks my OTPs so soon .____. The fact is, I like almost everybody who's in at the moment (apart from Sofia, who's a different matter), so it'll always be a pain to see someone go away, from now on ._.
- my brother should come back on weekend or at the beginning of the next week, and he'll stay here until the first days of December <3 I'm so happy to see him again <3 I'm less happy for my father's dog, who's still here when she should have been gone at least two days ago. Believe me, I love her, and she's not actually the problem 'cause my mother finds her kinda cute, but she's my father's dog and my mother hates my father since they got divorced (more than ten years ago, and since then the hate only grew, never passed, and bye bye to the "time heals everything" shit), so things are not so easy, especially for me, 'cause I am, as usual, caught in the middle. *sighs*

Happy birthday mars25oct ~♥

2009-10-24T22:29:16Z

Amoti e ci manchi tanto ç_ç <3

Meaning of the word FAIL.

2009-10-20T22:40:30Z

This pretty much explains it all. There are moments in which I really find hard to remember why in the hell should I keep believing in this team. I really find it hard. Let me remember, guys, just move forward in CL. I promise I'll forget everything, even humiliations like this or the Kazan's match, if you give me all the rest. But just give it to me - not the cup. The heart. That'll do.

[Italian Post] Decalogo Deontologico Del Buon Ficwriter

2009-10-20T10:39:03Z

(Only in Italian, 'cause I don't really think English fandom needs it.)

DECALOGO DEONTOLOGICO DEL BUON FICWRITER

1. Niente è necessario. Qualsiasi parte delle vostre fanfiction può essere sacrificata se è oggettivamente brutta, non importa quanto importante possa sembrarvi ai cosiddetti “fini della trama”; per quanto impellenti possano essere le esigenze narrative di una fic, nessuna storia ha necessariamente bisogno di una brutta scena.

Corollario n°1. Nessuna fic è necessaria. Quindi non approcciatevi alla scrittura come se steste scrivendo l’ottava meraviglia del mondo, senza la quale il fandom non potrà andare avanti e per la quale tutti vi venereranno come foste Dio sceso in terra. Quasi certamente non è così.

Corollario n°2. Nessun ficwriter è necessario. Quindi non pensate che, nel momento esatto in cui smetterete di scrivere, il fandom si metterà le mani ai capelli e non saprà più da che parte girarsi. Molto probabilmente, non appena vi farete da parte, altri prenderanno le redini di ciò che resta. E se così non sarà, vuol dire che non interessava davvero a nessuno – fatevene una ragione.

2. I lettori non hanno doveri. Non scrivete aspettandovi un commento e non deprimetevi se, una volta postata la vostra fic, nessuno sembra cagarla perché non arrivano recensioni. Fra i milioni di motivi per i quali chi vi ha letto non ha ritenuto opportuno commentarvi, ce ne sono almeno un paio che vi faranno ringraziare di non aver ricevuto una recensione, piuttosto che una sequela di insulti.

Corollario. Nemmeno voi avete doveri. E mandate a quel paese chiunque cerchi di orientarvi verso una scelta di fandom piuttosto che un’altra. Scrivete solo di ciò che vi stuzzica, quando vi stuzzica e nell’esatta misura in cui vi stuzzica. Le voglie dei lettori hanno sempre un’importanza di gran lunga minore rispetto alle vostre.

3. Plagiare è sbagliato. Ma soprattutto ridicolo e stupido.

4. Scrivete solo se siete ispirati. Se vi capita di “aver voglia di scrivere senza sapere cosa scrivere”, è probabile che non abbiate davvero voglia e vi stiate solo annoiando, cercando disperatamente qualcosa da fare. Provate con il decoupage.

Corollario. Se non avete idee, non chiedetene agli altri. Porre la drammatica domanda “mi dai un’idea?” è sciocco, oltre che poco furbo. Tanto per cominciare, sarebbe carino che scriveste di qualcosa solo nel momento in cui la sentite vostra, e visto che siamo sei miliardi di persone tutte diverse al mondo è difficile che le idee di qualcun altro possano in qualche modo essere così perfette per voi da “calzarvi” senza stonare. Inoltre: se qualcuno ha un’idea che ha coltivato abbastanza da essere in grado di parlarne tanto approfonditamente da ispirarvi, vuol dire che è un’idea buona. Non c’è nessun motivo per il quale dovrebbe darla a voi, perciò lasciate perdere.

5. La grammatica è importante, ma nessuno vi ucciderà se ogni tanto saltate un’h o un accento. Perciò non rivedete le vostre fanfiction dalle dieci alle quindici volte di media alla caccia del più minuscolo degli errori perdendoci svariate ore di sonno, e non biasimate i vostri beta reader se, presi dalla storia, hanno mancato di farvi notare qualche imperfezione. Se la vostra storia è bella, lo sarà con o senza quella dannata h o quel dannato accento.

Corollario n°1 (per il recensore). A nessun autore interessa una recensione con l’elenco dei suoi errori grammaticali. Se c’è una singola imperfezione, o ce ne sono un paio, e proprio non potete fare a meno di farle notare, accomodatevi pure, ma se la vostra intenzione è compilare un lungo e pedante elenco di tutti gli errori sintattici/grammaticali/ortografici riscontrati durante la lettura, lasciate pure perdere: l’autore arriverà (forse) a metà e subito dopo, stanco, vi ignorerà del tutto.

Corollario n°2. Nonostante ciò, betareading è bello. C’è differenza fra il postare una storia con qualche imperfezione ed il postarne una all’interno della quale unendo con una matita tutti gli errori grammaticali viene fuori il disegno di un fachiro che incanta un serpente seduto a gambe incrociate su un tappeto di chiodi. Siate attenti e sottoponete la storia ad un pre-lettore, prima di postarla, e saremo tutti più felici.

6. Le scene di sesso sono una possibilità, non un obbligo. Per cui, se non siete proprio sicuri che in una determinata storia stia bene una scena di sesso, è probabile che il vostro istinto stia cercando di dirvi qualcosa. Evitate di ficcare a forza nelle storie quante più scene di sesso riuscite ad immaginare, il risultato potrebbe non essere dei più piacevoli.

Corollario n°1. Se l’idea di una scena di sesso in un punto vi piace, ma non riuscite a scriverla in modo soddisfacente, non insistete. È probabile che non vi vada di scriverla. O che stiate sbagliando e in quel preciso momento della storia una scena di sesso stia bene come i cavoli a merenda.

Corollario n°2. Informarsi è bene, ma non state scrivendo il bignamino della scopata perfetta. Siamo tutti felici se le vostre scene di sesso sono realistiche ed anatomicamente corrette, ma ricordatevi che state scrivendo una storia, non un opuscolo informativo, perciò nessuno si sconvolgerà se, per esempio, dimenticate di fare indossare il preservativo al vostro personaggio, o saltate la lunga trafila della manipolazione anale per passare direttamente alla penetrazione. È fantasia. Al più, ponete in calce alla storia un “non provateci a casa”, e scrivete comunque il cavolo che vi pare.

7. Ascoltate i vostri personaggi. È probabile che abbiano da dire cose molto più interessanti di quelle che state provando a raccontare voi.

Corollario n°1. I vostri personaggi sono esseri umani. Ricordatevelo, prima di farli agire come scimmie ammaestrate con seri problemi cerebrali.

Corollario n°2. Non basta dire che un personaggio è *inserire aggettivo a scelta* perché quel personaggio lo sia davvero. Curate la caratterizzazione dei vostri personaggi, e non descriveteli (quello si fa nei temi delle elementari): raccontateli.

Corollario n°3. Il mondo non è composto da buoni e cattivi. Lasciate i pazzi psicotici ai Mecha anime degli anni ’70.

8. Le scelte narrative non vanno giustificate. Se ritenete che sia più opportuno raccontare qualcosa in un determinato modo piuttosto che in un altro, sicuramente avrete le vostre ragioni che non hanno alcun bisogno di essere esplicate in alcun modo che non sia la narrazione stessa. Non sprecate paginate e paginate di note finali per far capire al lettore per quale motivo abbiate raccontato un fatto in un modo specifico: se non l’ha capito, evidentemente è scemo, o avete sbagliato metodo voi. In entrambi i casi, andrà meglio la prossima volta.

9. Non sforzatevi di essere universalmente comprensibili. Le fanfiction sono notoriamente storie scritte dai fan per i fan, motivo per cui se un lettore apre una determinata fic lo fa già consapevole di trovare un determinato universo, una determinata situazione, dei determinati personaggi. Non perdete tempo a raccontare all’interno della narrazione fatti notori a chiunque segua la serie di riferimento, nella speranza che qualcuno esterno al fandom possa leggere la vostra storia: in genere non accade, e se accade sarà premura del lettore informarsi per non sentirsi perso di fronte ai misteri di un mondo che non è vostro dovere delineare.

Corollario. Però almeno parlate la lingua dei vostri lettori. Ovvero: se state scrivendo in italiano, per un pubblico di lettori italiani, a meno che non abbiate delle specifiche ragioni per non farlo (esempio: due dei vostri personaggi parlano contemporaneamente in inglese e in tedesco e non si capiscono, e volete mostrarlo nel modo più immediato possibile usando le loro lingue di appartenenza), continuate a scrivere in italiano fino alla fine, e cercate comunque di mantenere al minimo indispensabile i cambi di lingua.

10. Tutto è lecito e di tutto si può parlare. E non badate a nessuno che cerchi di darvi a bere il contrario. È il vostro mondo, e qualsiasi storia vogliate raccontare dovete sentirvi liberi di raccontarla esattamente come si presenta nella vostra mente, libera da barriere morali ed etiche di alcun tipo, priva perfino di realismo, se così dev’essere. Non c’è un limite a ciò che potete dire scrivendo. La pagina bianca è l’unico universo in cui tutto può accadere senza che nessuno si faccia del male sul serio, sfruttate questa possibilità. E divertitevi.

Hah!

2009-10-19T13:51:02Z

1. I've got a temperature. Again.

2. My brother left Palermo on Saturday afternoon. He'll be in Rome for at least a month, to start settling down, then he'll come back here for a week or two, to fetch his last things, and the next time he'll go away it'll be forever.
I'm sad, that's for sure, but I'm starting to get used to it. Let's say I'm keeping myself busy and that helps. I have to study, I have to go visit my grandmothers or else they feel forgotten, I've got a lot of fics to write. I can do it \o/

3. Inter is the best team in the world, and that's all I'm saying about Saturday night.
I'm terrified, either way, and that's all I'm going to say about tomorrow night.

4. I finally managed to write three - I mean - three stories for bigbangitalia *___* All of them about Inter players, but that's what I have for now, deal with it. All of them count 35000+ words. I know that's how much mars25oct does on a story alone, but it's really a lot for me XD And, by the way, yesterday I felt curious and counted the words I wrote since September up to now: they're, like, 79k+. I'm pretty shocked by myself, thank you. (This is not to brag about myself, but to have something to look at the next time I'll open Word and feel the instant need to commit suicide in front of the empty page.)

5. I also wrote the first story for Criticombola <3 A really stupid flashfic on Mario's and Davide's dog. Coming soon, with some other little things.

6. [Personal message you can easily ignore] I am seriously trying to be patient and gentle, but you're making it so hard for me XD [/end]

Happy birthday tina_nocturne!

2009-10-16T23:37:47Z

(Lately, I'm making a lot of Birthday!Posts)

Happy birthday, dear, hope you have a great day!

Happy birthday sarabakanashimi ~♥

2009-10-14T12:11:35Z

Hope you're having a great time, lady ♥♥♥

I'm procrastinating bedtime like a two years old.

2009-10-11T20:21:36Z

I am so sleepy XD But:
a) my brother's still out and I'm waiting for him, and
b) Classes at college are beginning on Monday, so I won't be able to stay up so late so soon. I mean, all my lessons start at ten o' clock, but I'll still have to get up at eight o' clock if I want to be where I have to be in time. And, by the way, it's time I give some rules to my time, I can't wake up at lunchtime like I did in the last two days. But I already know I'll miss this so much, so I'm enjoying the silence, low lights and fresh air coming in from the balcony while I add two or three sentences to the Santonelli lemon I'm writing right now.
At least, when I'm not doing memes :D This was provided by chia25 ♥

1. Comment to this entry saying 'ICONS!' and I will pick 6 of your icons.
2. Make an entry in your own journal and talk about the icons I picked!

First of all: thanks to shee91 for this <3 I found the entire match to download, like, a hundred years ago, and Def somehow managed to cut the scene letting me upload it on YouTube, but although my man is a very talented man he can't for his life make gifs, so after some trying we gave up. At least until Shee saved our life <3
By the way \o/ that's one of the most beautiful/cutest/gayest scenes ever between Inter kids, Mario and Davide. The legend (not the Tummyache Ghost one*) (well, that one too), tells the story of what happened during Trofeo Tim, this year, at Adriatico Stadium in Pescara. Suddenly, in the middle of a march, all the lights were shut down. No one knows why and it'll probably never be known, but we know everything turned dark and the referee was forced to stop the game.
Davide passed his time stretching in the middle of the pitch. Obviously, when Mario put his eyes on him laying on the ground, stopped thinking and started trying to fuck him in front of his team mates and the audience - there and in front of the televisions of half of the world. Just to say, he's not visible in the icon, but there's Thiago Motta, there, looking at them like they're aliens.
By the way, Mario was right. I mean, Davide almost spread his legs for him. That's the least he could expect for a similar behavior.

I don't exactly know where this came out from, to be honest XD I was tagging photos with Picasa, and there's something that always makes me make some icons, because looking at all the photos inspires me, when I see this photo of Mou calling someone on the phone and I, like, see a Jobra dialogue being born in my head, with Zlatan whining 'cause he didn't score on his first CL match with Barça and calling José for some consolation, asking him if he can go to Milan to see him, then if he can come to Barça to see himself and finally praying for a visit, and that's when José gives up and asks him two hours to reach him XD
Then I obviously lost my entire afternoon making the frames it needed, but the final result (thanks to el_defe that always makes things right when I am not able to do it) really satisfies me <3

chia25's man \o/ Which is Sammy's man \o/ And everybody else's man \o/
I was thinking about the fact that every man I love in football's world had to do or say something to make me fall in love. For example, Mou had to say "I'm not pirla" at his first press conference, and that made me his. Sammy had to say "I won't kiss the badge, I'll earn your respect of the pitch", at his first press conference too, and I was his, too.
Diego didn't have to do anything o.o I mean, I already felt some kind of affection toward him 'cause he traveled Italy with his husband (as I'm speaking, ex-husband, because M2 is okay but love is blind) (...THIS SENTENCE IS MULTI-FANDOM! *points @ Italian X Factor*), but nothing more than this. And then I saw him play, I saw him take our game and make it worth seeing and effective. And I fell in love. For his qualities as a player before then his qualities as a man - and that's something unusual for me. Then, I mean, as Sammy said, "If he's worth ten as a player, he's worth fifteen as a man". And- I mean. If he says so. <3
And, by the way, about the original image this icon was cropped off of: you have no idea.

This gif is wonderful and I can say it because I didn't made it X'D The picture - made in two minutes on MSN, as far as I know - is by waferkya, a woman I love out of my mind that I somehow managed to infect with the worst disease in the world, because I wanted her to be more awesome than she already was. I'm talking about Zlatanite. Unfortunately, Kya wasn't the only one I infected, and I'd like to take this chance to say "I'm sorry" to all the women and men I infected with the same disease, spreading the love for a gypsy Swede that doesn't even deserve it, by the way.
The picture is the immediate reaction to CL draws that put us in the same group Barça was put in. And I don't really have to explain nothing more, since it's already so wonderful it speaks by itself XD

This was cropped off of a picture that is so wonderful everybody should see it. It shows Brian Molko, Placebo's frontman, holding a poster that gives us an important life lesson: every time you see a rainbow, God is having gay sex. I mean. I love it.

This is a revolutionary icon XD
First, I have to say I love icons with black sentences on a white background. I've got tons of them and I love them all, also because I like to write on them everything I think without restraining myself, and bye bye to whom would like for me to be more politically correct (I'VE NEVER BEEN POLITICALLY CORRECT, THEFUCK).
By the way \o/ Unfortunately for me, I passed through a lot of fandoms (it happens in RPF fandoms too, even more often than what someone's expecting) in which once you go a little more further than what the majority of people say - that can be the effective canon or a particularly important/common fanon that everybody judge "righter" than others - everybody feels the right to say to you "waaaah, you suck, why do you write about those two instead of those other two? You're going OOC!". That's my universal answer to shit like this. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. Yayz.

[EDIT hours later]

Same meme, provided by waferkya, this time XD

This is Bill Beckett and he's a total outsider in my icons XD Because I'm not in the fandom and I don't even like TAI (mainly because I don't know their discography, since I listened to only one song by them, Down & Out, even if I liked it XD). But this photo (originally took by Bill's sister, Courtney), is very beautiful. I find it very strong and I adore the quote written on Bill's chest. So I keep it, even if I don't use it so much, 'cause I find it "heavy" (I mean, there are icons that can be used only in more serious kinds of situations, I think, and that's one of them XD), but as long as I can keep 100+ icons, I leave it where it is XD

See above XD

...aw. I mean, look at him, he makes me squee like no other. Matrix's not an easy man to get along with, because he's somehow right when he says he and Special are similar: both of them say exactly what they think in the very moment they think about it and both of them are not scared to make a foul when they move, if they think they're right XD
Above all, by the way, that's what he is deeper in himself: a family guy, sweet, tender and protective, both with babies and with fans (I only met two men that could put up picspams of their own holidays: he and Bushido XD). And I love him <3

I was talking with my brother, once. "He's not very politically oriented", he said to me. I looked at him like he was an alien. "The fuck are you talking about?", I asked, "It's not possible. Doesn't he have ideas?". And he answered "Sure he has ideas, it's just that he's not politically oriented".
Years have passed and I still don't know what exactly Matt thinks about politics and parties. I'm almost sure he believes in something totally different than what politicians usually say to us all, but he sure has ideas. So he probably has an opinion on this too, but the fact is I don't really care about it anymore XD (The left fist in the air, by the way, could be a hint, I believe XD)

One of the few NT!Davide photos that can be found on the net XD I liked the original pic very much 'cause Davide seemed a teenager in it. Yes, I know he actually is a teenager. He just seemed even younger than how he really is XD Then I started playing with the colors and I fell in love with the green of the grass and with the centrality of the water bottle, so that's an icon I often use <3 (I use this icon more than the times Lippi actually use Davide when he calls him up, so... 8D)

... *is in love* Thank you again, shee91, I love you, I wouldn't ever had this icon if it wasn't for you <3 By the way, the footage is from a famous match against Panathinaikos that made Jobra even more canon than how it was, because the very moment Ibra assisted Adri for his goal he went straight to the bench where his coach was waiting for him, arms spread for a big fat hug. AW, that's all I'm saying about it.
This scene seemed lost in time, btw. I mean, I waited more than a year for it to appear somewhere on YouTube, and I had to wait until it was used as extra footage during a press conference Ibra gave before he came back to Milan for Inter-Barça. Such a long time. Never give up hope XD

Happy birthday ellepi

2009-10-09T19:59:09Z

(Italian-only post, but really, it's just a little happy birthday for a friend ^^)

Auguri, ellepi!
(Questo è solo l'anticipo del regalo... il regalo vero giungerà in settimana, se non mi uccide la febbre o l'università XD)

"I'm not a women's coach."

2009-10-08T02:05:24Z

I should already be sleeping, but I waited until now for my brother to come back home, 'cause he promised me croissants <.< He didn't bring them home =.= Bad boy. So, I'm going to burn off my irritation posting (srsly: you can't promise me croissants and then deny them to me, it's a torture for both my body and my mind ç_ç) and only then I'll go to bed.

Last part of the 7 Days Meme (which means that, from now on, I won't have the duty to post here, so you won't hear from me for a while XD) (Don't be so happy about it è_é).

Day one • a song
Day two • a picture
Day three • a book/ebook/fanfic
Day four • a site
Day five • a youtube clip
Day six • a quote
Day seven • whatever tickles your fancy

Shaved!José Mourinho interviewed by a bunch of crazy kids featuring Paolo Bonolis for Chi Ha Incastrato Peter Pan, 07/10/09.
♥

Kid1: Who's the strongest?
Kid2: The one who shot just now!
Kid3: That one... the one walking around on the pitch.
Kid2: I want to be the goalkeeper, always... I never want to change.
JC: *waves and makes dorky moves*

Paolo: Let me introduce to you one of the best coaches in the world, now coaching Internazionale Football Club, José Mourinho! Here he is!
Kids: *clap hands*
Paolo: Raise your hand if you want to ask something! Let's start with a girl, Ilaria! *points*
Ilaria: Is Mourinho more beautiful than Paolo?
José: *laughing* What...?
Paolo: ...she asked if... you're more beautiful than I am... I don't know, I am ugly but at least I try to be decent...
José: *laugs* I think the most beautiful man in the world is your daddy. He's better than me and better than him.
Paolo: Andrè! *points*
Andrè: You get a lot of money to train Inter, don't you? But do they still pay you if you lose?
José: Uh *laughs* That's a good question. Usually, coaches that work get less money than coaches that have been fired... I prefer to earn less and work more. (Oh hai José being a bitch against Mancio! NdRoflingLiz)
Paolo: *laughs* Filippo, Filippo! *points*
Filippo: You're from Portugal... do you have Gormiti in Portugal like we have them here in Italy?
José: *looks at Paolo clearly not knowing what the boy is talking about*
Paolo: Gormiti... they're like... like... monsters... like Chiellini.
José: *looks like someone who suddenly understands what's the matter of the question* *laughs* Yeah, yeah... they're the same.
AlmostUnbearablyCute!Kid: Can you come and see me playing football sometimes...?
José: *looks like someone who's just being killed by cuteness* Uh... oh... It'll be-... I'd like to, but it's difficult... my own son plays football and I didn't see him once, for example... it's difficult for me to find the time, but I really like to see kids playing.
Paolo: Alessio!
Alessio: Who decides what to watch on tv in your family?
José: My children.
Alessio: *laughs*
Paolo: Heh, you laugh... you decide too, mh? Annalia, Annalia!
Annalia: My dad told me you gave a cross to a kid... Is Portugal's Jesus the same I pray for here in Italy?
José: *smiles, overwhelmed by cuteness* I think he's the same.
Paolo: Emanuele, right there! Then it's your turn, Kevin.
Emanuele: Do you laugh when you're asleep?
José: *laughs*
Paolo: *astonished* ...did you just asked him if he laughs when he's asleep?
José: Who knows, who knows... Maybe I laugh when I'm asleep so I don't need to laugh when I'm awake too!
Paolo: But, I mean, who laughs when he's asleep? Emanuele, do you?
Emanuele: Yes, a little...
Paolo: Good for you, at least you're happy! Jordan! *points* (Paolo, wasn't it Kevin's turn now? XD NdLiz)
Jordan: I'm a goalkeeper... I know your dad were too, do you have some suggestion for me?
StartingToGetEmo!José: Goalkeepers are... lonely men. They're lonely, on the pitch. They've got different kits from the others, they stay in different positions than the others, they've got big responsibilities and they've got to be good, they've got to be really strong and determined.
Paolo: Alessia!
Alessia: Would you train women?
José: Mmmh, I think it's already difficult to train men, maybe it's even more difficult to train women. With my personality, I don't think I could be a women's coach. (Which means things we don't really want to explain now, in front of the kids. NdFangirlingLiz)
Paolo: Filippo!
FIlippo: You're a good coach, but... were you bad as a player?
José: *trying not to laugh himself sick and ending up using a terribly high voice* Yes... I certainly wasn't a wonder... luckily, I did better as a coach.
Paolo: Oh... wait, wait, Sharon raised her hand... maybe she's got a question, at least, if it's not a cramp.
José: *laughs*
Sharon: Do you swear when you're angry?
José: *smiling and being more beautiful than ever* Unfortunately, I do. I do it with players and I do it with my staff... I obviously don't with kids, but it's difficult to get angry at kids. (José, you're the ONLY MAN IN THE ENTIRE WORLD who finds difficult to get angry at kids. NdLiz)
Paolo: One last question, who wants to ask it? Just one, and make sure it's a great one. Mister, you choose.
AlreadyKnowingTheKidsLikeHe'sBeenCoachingThemForYears!José: Kevin, Kevin.
Paolo: *laughs* Kevin, come on.
Kevin: Do you dream of playing football when you're asleep?
José: I always dream about matches... the one already passed, the one that's coming. Yes, sometimes I dream about playing football.
Paolo: Mister, what would you say to the kids here and the ones that are watching us on tv now?
MostWonderfulManInTheWorld!José: What I want to say is that if I could I would trade all my press conferences for press conferences like this one. (José, I LOVE YOU so much. NdLiz)

Crappy transcription and translation made by me, 'cause there's no English version of this interview on Inter.it and the Italian one has unfortunately been deprived of various moments of pure LOL.

The shortest love story ever.

2009-10-07T14:32:26Z

Tonight my brother came back home at 4 A.M., carrying a very ugly dog with him XD Something similar to a pug, but long-coated. We didn't recognize his breed at first, 'cause we're not very expert on dog breeds. The only things we knew for sure were that he had a collar, he was clean and he was really really ugly XD Jutting eyes, a little hump, an horrible tooth coming out of his mouth XD The poor thing was almost run down by a motorcycle in front of his eyes, he could not leave him there, he had to carry him with him.
I passed an entire hour trying to calm him (he was terrified), feed him and quench his thirst, and he practically fell in love with me. He started following me everywhere - something that actually touched me and amused me so much, since he was limping and he had some problem with his nose that caused his breath to come out like a snort. He made sounds like a little pig XD
After I managed to calm him, I sat on the pc - the dog still lying down beside me - and I started to search for his breed. Finally, it came out he was a Japanese Chin with a lot of breed defect.
I called it Mostrillo (something like "Cute Little Monster" in Italian XD) because he was somehow sensitive to the double L.
I said him goodbye, this morning :\ My brother took him to the kennel :\
I'm sorry I could not keep you, Mostrillo. You stayed for such a short time, but I loved you. ♥

By the way XD (this LJ is quickly becoming, like, The Melancholic Diaries. Gh. I'll try to restrain myself in the future XD)
7 Days Meme!

Day one • a song
Day two • a picture
Day three • a book/ebook/fanfic
Day four • a site
Day five • a youtube clip
Day six • a quote
Day seven • whatever tickles your fancy

"If I wanted to have an easy job... I would have stayed at Porto - beautiful blue chair, the Uefa Champions League trophy, God, and after God, me."
~ José Mourinho.

(Because that's the first Mou quote I ever read. Because that's what inspired my first Jobra. Because it summarize José - or at least part of him - in less than thirty words. Because aw. And that's all.)

ADVERTISEMENT
Inter fans, tonight at 21.10 (20.10 GMT) try to watch Chi Ha Incastrato Peter Pan?, on Canale5, with Paolo Bonolis and Luca Laurenti. There'll be kids interviewing José Murinho, I know not one of you wants to miss it. XD

Ridiculously romantic.

2009-10-06T16:11:22Z

"Inter is more than a single player, a coach, a physiotherapist... It's possible to imagine Inter without some of us. It's impossible only to imagine Inter without its supporters."
~ José Mourinho.

It's not something new. On the contrary, I think it's from that period in which no one was sure if Ibra would stay or go like he did in the end. I remembered hearing something similar from José, but I didn't gave much importance to that speech, because I was angry at the whole world for the way the trade with Barça was going, and also because Ibra actually was irreplaceable to me, so the last thing I needed was a bitchy Portuguese telling me that the player I loved most in the whole team could go, because Inter would still be Inter either way.
Today, by the way, I was going through Gazzetta's site and I found this quote. Since then, I've spammed it to everybody, because I find it very beautiful, very moving, and also because it's something you don't expect from José if you don't know him and think he's just an arrogant asshole with a tiresome talent for saying the worst things in the less appropriate moment ever. You don' expect him to say things like these, so ridiculouasly romantic, so sweet, so beautiful. (Clearly, if you know him better and you follow him not only when he's a bitch but also when he's being a serious human being, you know he's capable to say this and even greater things. God bless him.)
I mean, it made me think, because one of the many reasons I love this team - reasons I'm going to explain, someday; probably after we win CL XD - is that whoever becomes a part of Inter cannot forget it after he's gone. It happened a lot of time, even with people with whom the relationship with the team closed in a very bad way. There are players that still talks with love about Inter after years, like Bobo. There are people that are moved by the lone thought of what they had from us, like Adri. There are players that were gifted by our own soul - we waited for Ronaldo for three years, that's something almost never happened. There are people like Ibrahimović that are always ready to talk shit about their previous teams, but when you ask them about Inter they smile and say that it's the best team they've ever been part of, that they went away with a smile on their lips and that they're always happy to see their old friend, that they still have wonderful memories of the period they passed with us.
That's what makes me think that Inter's not just a club, but a family. Something that someway becomes part of your blood. It's part of you and you can't get rid of it even when you go away - you don't even want to, you like to hold a little of this inside yourself. Everything is always very dramatic and amplified, when it comes to Inter - there's nothing deeper than our sadness, nothing wilder than our rage, nothing greater than our happiness. Everything is so intense that it simply has to leave a mark on your heart, and then you can go wherever you want, but what you lived here, you never forget it.
In a way, it's true we Inter fans are luckier than other fans. They support their teams - we're family.

*coughs* That said u.u 7 Days Meme.

Day one • a song
Day two • a picture
Day three • a book/ebook/fanfic
Day four • a site
Day five • a youtube clip
Day six • a quote
Day seven • whatever tickles your fancy

(Talking about Inter ♥)

(Gawd, how I'd be happy if they made a more recent version of this XD)

Raaaaaant.

2009-10-05T20:11:22Z

First, 7 Days Meme.

Day one • a song
Day two • a picture
Day three • a book/ebook/fanfic
Day four • a site
Day five • a youtube clip
Day six • a quote
Day seven • whatever tickles your fancy

I thought about spamming secrets_ita, an Italian community inspired by the various foreign secrets!communities that every fandom in every language needs to be considered (and, as a matter of fact, I am spamming it). Then, my beloved juuhachi_go came to me linking immoral sites and I thought "hey! Why not spam them too?" XD
So. If you're a gay man searching for useful information on how to move your first steps (or the following ones) searching for the best way to express your sexuality, or if you're a fangirl who wants to keep her writings close to reality and if you want to understand what can you make your characters do, take a look at the Gay Sex Guide by Superdrewby, but don't forget that fanfics are not reality, so realism is a secondary question when writing; don't think too much and let your boys have sex the way they want \o/

On a less important note (I'm joking, this is way more important than what I said up to now).

Wikipedia manomesso per insultare Mario Balotelli

Non c'è pace per Mario Balotelli: nonostante le tante campagne contro gli insulti razzisti, l'attaccante dell'Inter è ancora vittima degli imbecilli di turno che questa volta hanno trovato su Internet il modo di continuare a manifestare senza freni la loro deficienza. L'ultimo esempio, infatti, arriva da Wikipedia, la celeberrima enciclopedia libera on-line consultabile e modificabile da tutti (con presa coscienza di ciò che si fa, ovviamente).
Nella pagina dedicata a 'Mario Balotelli', infatti, per qualche minuto si è potuto leggere la deprecabile dicitura 'sporco negro'. Si è trattata ovviamente di una manomissione della pagina stessa, ma bisognerebbe risalire al colpevole al più presto per poter evitare ancora cose di poco gusto come questa.

Source.

(Summary for non-Italian speakers: some dickhead changed Mario's Wiki page to add "dirty nigger" under his name. Hahaha. *groans*)

This is so disgusting I don't even know what to say. Sometimes I think that, for what Italy showed to Mario, especially talking about football, he'd be better playing for Ghana's NT and somewhere else, possibly in Spain or England. If he doesn't, it's only because he's more proud to be Italian than any of the assholes who write similar shit or whistle him in the stadium or throw bananas at him along the streets.
Fuck yourselves.

Utenza! Lurkanza! (autocit.) [Sorry for the almost all-Italian post]

2009-10-04T14:49:00Z

Posting now 'cause I'm out dinner and wouldn't manage to post in time for the 7 Days Meme XD

Day one • a song
Day two • a picture
Day three • a book/ebook/fanfic
Day four • a site
Day five • a youtube clip
Day six • a quote
Day seven • whatever tickles your fancy

Some Things That Glitter May Be Gold
RP: Inter; Milito/Eto'o, VM14, chia25.
(First Milito'o ever written in Italy and probably in the whole world too, it deserves a spam.)

[ITALIAN RANTING]

A parte questo: lurkanza è un termine che la sottoscritta ha tipo inventato, quindi, quando lo usate nei vostri situcci sfigati e livejournal dimenticati da Dio per grazia e bontà, ricordatevi di mettere almeno un "cit." u.u

(Userbar a cura di el_defe che metto qui a disposizione perché temo che ci saranno molte altre persone che ne avranno bisogno in futuro XD)

[EDIT]
Il maschio mi ha fatto anche l'userbar personalizzataaaa XD Devo usarla perché è meraviglia per svariati motivi ~~non ultimo i colori meravigliosi~~.

L'altra resta su perché possiate rubarla e sfoggiarla nel mondo, qualora ne aveste la necessità impellente <3 Vi amiamo tanto <3

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Il maschio si sta sdando: versione maschile anche in nerazzurro e versione femminile in rossonero, per tutti i gusti calcistici e non XD <3

Freude! Freude, schöner Götterfunken!

2009-10-03T22:26:53Z

I'm late, I'm late!!! *gasps*
So! First of all: \o/ Inter just won its match against Udinese in Campionato and I'm happy like a baby during Christmas Night because it was a difficult game but nonetheless beautiful, Deki was great and both my babies played without sucking too much, José exposed himself for the masses' hilarity cheering like a two years old baby and this made me fall in love again with him - like I ever stopped - and in the end this was a wonderful night, so yay \o/

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Then! Happy birthday Zlatan ç______ç Even if you sucked today and you didn't score and even Eurosport said you were totally not so great, I still love you and lots of people can say the same, like your team mates, your ex team mates and a good number of other people in the world <3 Could this year be great for you as the past was <3

Brush & Texture by Inspired-Colors.

And finally, since it's already late, second part of the 7 Days Meme!

Day one • a song
Day two • a picture
Day three • a book/ebook/fanfic
Day four • a site
Day five • a youtube clip
Day six • a quote
Day seven • whatever tickles your fancy

(Just the idea of a photog kneeling between his legs while taking this photo is driving me nuts.)

Hello!

2009-10-03T02:00:19Z

It's been a month since I last wrote something here, huh? More than a month, to be honest, and I can't say I'm overjoyed by the thought of telling everything happened to me in the last thirty days, as much as I can tell you're totally not interested in hearing anything similar X'D But I was starting to miss this place - just open the page and start talking about everything that crossed my mind not having to think about space limits and all the rest - so here I am.

• bigbangitalia. Up to now, I managed to finish two stories <3 One is ten thousand and something-words long, and it's basically a missing moment set immediately after Barcelona-Sporting Gijon - yeah, the match José watched in Camp Nou; the one he left just in time to miss Zlatan's first goal in La Liga XD I just imagined José stalking Zlatan after the match, and those two took more than 10k words just to solve their relationship problems. Wonderful.
The other one, by the way, is a story a really really love. A What If? set more or less now. In this What If?, Helena and the kids are killed by a fanatic who never forgave Zlatan the fact he left Milan for Barcelona. Zlatan's the first to find the bodies and this makes him go totally out of his mind. Barça sends him in a Psychiatric Clinic, then covers for his disappearance and quits his contract. And here starts my story, the very moment Moratti sends José to Barcelona without explaining him why and José has to face what's left of Zlatan - and what's left of their story together.
This took longer, it needed 15k+ words to reach an end, and it's one of the most satisfying endings of my ficwriter career. I'm not saying a word more about it XD
Finally, since I wasn't already satisfied, I started another story :D Mods postponed the deadline to October 18th, so I thought I could use it to write something outside Inter-fandom. I started a pretty cute AU Mollamy plotted with faechan and inspired by Uprising's video <3<3<3 Trying to put it easy, the idea is of a society split in two: on the surface lives a society based on an absolute monarchy in which nobility rules the nation just minding its own business and poor people are left starving in the street while under the surface some enlightened minds (scholars, scientists, thinkers) organize the resistance waiting for the incoming revolution *_* The opposition of these two worlds is incredible: the monarchy is a conservative society in which even scientific progress is denied, people live at the light of the candles and move bu feet or gig, while the revolutionary society believes in scientific progress, has got electricity and internet connection everywhere, and people move through sewage system in armored vehicles.
In this world move my two main characters: Brian, son of one of the most influential nobleman of his Majesty, is charged to sneak into the resistance as a spy to discover and sabotage its plans; Matthew, on the other hand, is a guy with no requirement to lead the resistance: he doesn't know the complex foundations of the scientific organization of the society but he compensate with his character and his incredibly strong determination, not to mention his eccentric behavior. Just to say, he creates and collects zombie teddy bears. Even if it's not just for fun XD
I hope to finish it soon, because I find it really beautiful and I really would love to use it for the big bang ~~also because I'd love to be the only one sending three stories ^O^~~ <3

• Inter. Why am I not a Barça supporter, again? Oh, yes, the "Inter's my only love thing" and all. *cries*
Seriously, it's two weeks my boys drive me nuts fucking up practically every single game they are supposed to win, and this disturbs me a lot, because, really, I feel like I'm being joked around. Now, thinking about tomorrow's match, I'm more preoccupied than angry, so I don't really want to rant about how awful the last two matches have been, but you should have see me on Tuesday night, really. I was a beast, I would have easily bite a lot of heads off - and José's one would have been the first on the list.
Let's hope everything goes well tomorrow, let's hope it together. Pretty please? T_T

• Tokio Hotel. *ENTHUSIASTIC*
i really needed to stay the fuck away from English fandom, that's it, it was driving me mad. I needed to just rest until the album came out, or at least until what was important to me were Tokio Hotel alone, what they are and not what their fucked up fans picture them to be. It happened when they made an appearance at Italian X Factor, and then the miracle repeated itself when I finally put my hand on the new album - which, to say the truth, I find delicious, and the final evidence that Tokio Hotel are guided by a production team that Britney would really love to have. It's almost perfect, except for two little mistakes (Bill's high note on Träumer, which is disturbing, and the entire Screamin', which is horrible °_°), but it's really the album I was waiting for to start loving them again <3 ~~So thank you, Jost, I always knew I could count on you.~~
To be honest I've only listened to the German version, but - as I said to melting_lullaby today, I really think the entire English production by Tokio Hotel could easily go burnt and I won't be sorry for it, so I'll wait a little more to hear the English album and start hating it out of my mind XD For now, I'm enjoying the German version and I'm happy like that.
And, by the way, I want Humanoid as second single. I deserve it.

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• Criticombola. Ovvero, la nuova iniziativa proposta da Criticoni, che prevede una tabella di prompt che vengono poi estratti a caso ed inseriti in una cartella proprio come quella della tombola <3 Lo scopo è scrivere quanti più racconti possibile ispirandosi ai temi e cercando di realizzare le combinazioni tipiche del gioco, fra ambo, terno, quaterna e cinquina <3

La mia cartella:

(cliccate per vedere più o meno come intendo organizzarla XD)

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• Meme!
I've got tons of them! el_defe gave me five picspam to do - Deki, José, Davide, JC and Rob Morrow - but for the majority of them I need my Inter folder to be perfectly organized, so I'll wait until i tag every single photo, and then searching for the most appropriate for every picspam will be easy. Thank you Picasa.
For now, I'll just take eide_oconrad's 7 Days Meme, so I'm sure I'll post everyday at least for a week =P

~~Day one • a song~~
Day two • a picture
Day three • a book/ebook/fanfic
Day four • a site
Day five • a youtube clip
Day six • a quote
Day seven • whatever tickles your fancy

Muse - MK Ultra

Open up your eyes, then you'll realize, here I stay with my everlasting love ♪

2009-08-31T16:54:59Z

The derby's won, the victory's still echoing between San Siro's walls and José Mourinho's going to put himself in James Bond shoes to gain informations on Inter's next adversary. Special One will be in Camp Nou, tonight, to watch the match between Champions League winners Barça and Sporting Gijon, for the second day of Spanish championship. Mourinho won't be able to see the magnificent three all together, by the way: ex-nerazzurro Ibrahimović will be on the pitch, but so won't be Messi, who already left Barcelona to reach his team-mates of the Argentinian NT.

Source.

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Meme!

2009-08-30T11:44:38Z

eide_oconrad gave me Zlatan <3

Comment this post and I'll give you a character/celeb. Than answer these questions with photos of the said character/celeb, on your LJ.

01. Choose a picture of the funniest face on your person.

Zlatan often makes funny faces, also because his features often make his expressions funny even if they weren't funny in the beginning XD (At least when they're not making him more fuckable than ever). Please, look at that pout! XD

02. Choose a picture of your person eating.

Is it alright if he's drinking? XD *starts a long period of cheats* By the way, that's one of my favorite Zlatan photos. It's the one I used for the last version of my blog. And... I don't know, I find it really beautiful. His expression's so relaxed (and he's doing such a stupid thing X'D). And also, I dunno, the wind's stirring his hair and he's facing it barefaced, so proud, using only a plastic glass (!)... he's beautiful, period ♥

03. Choose a picture of your person with a member of the opposite sex.

I could pick a photo with Helena, but I finally chose this for three principal reasons:
- the nakedness;
- the fact he's wearing ten;
- have I already pointed out his nakedness? XD
Moreover, this was one of his last moments with us, and it was WTF and LOL and I'll remember it for a long time XD <3

04. Choose a picture of your person with a member of the same sex.

*first in a long series of Jobra!Spamming*
Look at them chatting in that specific moment made me happy, broke my heart and made me squee helplessly in love with them like never before, all together XD And, by the way, they're wonderful.

05. Choose a picture of your person in your OTP.

Like I said, spam *nods* XD This is the wonderful moment in which Zlatan was minding his own business - and, in fact, he was happily laughing - and José thought it was good to come closer and tell him what he was thinking about the whole situation. It's he famous moment of the "No one will thank you if Barça wins CL again", "I still want to go" *sound of a heart breaking* This dialogue will end with Zlatan going away, Mou following him some steps behind. No one of them will be smiling, then.

06. Choose a picture of your favourite outfit on this person.

I don't know how crazy I may sound, but I love that hair on Zlatan, I find him unbearably attractive ;___; Look at how they fall on his cheeks and his neck and how they're fixed behind his ears ç____ç *loves him to death*
I also love CurlyAndFreeInTheWindHair!Zla and AnimeHair!Zla, but I had to choose just on of them, so... XD

07. Choose a picture of your person smiling.

*dies*

08. Choose a picture of your person half/naked.

I didn't know what to choose between this and one of the batch of him cheering after his last goal during the last Campionato, the one that made him Capocannoniere.
Then I chose this one. Fort the ten, yes. *rollseyes and sighs*

09. Choose your favorite moment of this person.

*still spamming Jobra* Yes, my favorite Zlatan moment obviously involves Adri ('cause he was the one the assist was for) and Mou. Naturally. Behind this photo there's the story of a whole fandom, of two men that found each others in the perfect moment, two men that chose to tie together not knowing that bond would be over only a year after, lost between stubborness, inopportune swaggers and needs to go away, but there was a moment, sometime in the middle of 2009, in which those two men thought in perfect synchronicity. And nothing - not even the Champions Leage trophy, whoever will have it - will erase this ♥
Bonus:

AWWWWWWWWWWWWW

10. Choose your favourite picture of this person.

This one, and not because Mourinho's there X'D but because in a moment in which everybody was talking about a Scudetto that Zlatan didn't seem to feel like his, since he didn't cheer much even if his was the merit of the triumph, he answered like this ♥ With this smile and with this fist and with that hug with his ~~lover~~ manager. Aaah. ♥

The wind rose.

2009-08-29T22:27:16Z

I'm North because I was born in Malmö, not only as a footballer, I am and want to be considered a Swede. It's true I passed few years in my country, because I wasn't even twenty when I went to live and play in Amsterdam, Holland. But I'm very tied to my home and my city, I grew up there, I still have friends there, true friends, the ones who's always been there and will always be there, even if I wasn't who I am today. I like the whole Sweden, it's not true we're cold and lonely. It's true we like to schedule things, that we're pragmatic, precise, attentive, that we always want to work hard, we've got no fear of living in a place with an hostile climate, where winter's long and hard, but we also know how to have fun, we're open to others. My memories are of a beautiful adolescence, where the district where I was living, in Malmö, was the center of the world.
I'm South because I have a very "hot" nature, I'm not a passive man, I like to live strong emotions, playing in stadiums with all the supporters against me. I've got no fear, I know how to defend myself with my own hands, no, with my own feet, with my play, with my talent. And I like imagination, invention, the shoot no one's expecting, to stand out from the crowd. In my life too, not only in football. At the same time, I like honesty, people with one face only, the mate who's a mate in victory as in defeat, the friendship which is for ever and not only for the occasion, for the moment. As I am. And I like to win, I like to play putting as object an important target, to become a better person day by day. I always accept criticism, but only if it's motivated. If not, I rebel, and I say it out loud, I never hide.
I'm West because I love USA, I often go there with my family on holiday. I like climate, the anonymity when you're side by side with so many famous people, the possibility to live in a warm and special environment, especially for my partner and my babies. I like professionalism at its highest levels, sport as an expression of a meritocratic organization, the show culture that brings entire families in stadiums, the sport event that lasts a day and not a few hours. I like English as a language, for its shades and the fact it's capable to explain a strong concept in a simple sentence.
I'm East because it's there that I find the roots of my family, my father's Bosnian and my mother's Croatian, they're people who managed to create something important risking everything. I like talent, art, sport culture, even oriental one, the fact that a sportsman always have to prove himself, risk during a fight or a challenge. I still like to talk with my mother's and my father's language, I feel a strong bond with them, I feel the passion of people traveling, always moving, always searching for something. With courage, never hiding. Maybe divided in life, but united by immortal feelings which are natural, like looking at your child and feel your heart beat fast as you shiver because you almost can't realize he's born from you, he has your same blood, forever.

~Zlatan Ibrahimović

{I'll talk about Campionato when I'm ready to do it without screaming like crazy, try to understand me XD}

Freetalking.

2009-08-29T12:53:34Z

But, before we go on to more serious topics (?), I have to show you a wonderful man, a man with no shame at all, a man who doesn't care if he's almost fifty and makes noises during press conferences. Not once but two - and journalists don't even have to ask him to repeat it, he repeats it at his own will. Enjoy, because Special deserves some love.

That said, ary_true gave me a meme and five topics I have to talk about. Yay XD (Like I need a meme to endlessly talk about what I live, GH.)

So, Zlatan. I have to say that, when he first arrived at Inter, I immediately started to look at him with a little suspect - for the same reason I look with a little suspect everyone coming from Juventus. Gobbo once, gobbo forever, and I don't like gobbi in nerazzurro. (It's not a question of supporters - meggie87, bb, I♥U *throws hearts* - but of society, it's not something I can control, it's an instinct feeling which instantly makes me consider Juve as a society with whom is not a pleasure to make a deal XD)
By the way, he arrived and I didn't look at him with love. I was stuck with that thing in my mind, I couldn't just forget it, no one could make me just forget it.
And then Zlatan managed to do it XD Reasons are various. First, you can hate Zlatan when he talks, when he's being a bitch, when he's being whimsical, when he's being arrogant, when he screams at the supporters and STFUs them, when he is deliberately being nasty and you can read in his eyes he's doing it on purpose, because you can see his laughing even if he's not really doing it. But then Zlatan plays. And when he plays the rest suddenly becomea less important - and not only this: every single bother becomes a reason to love him more. He's one who likes to gain supporters' respect on the pitch, because it's not so easy to love him outside of it.
But then you see him hugs his babies and let Maxi kisses himself and jump on his manager to joyfully squee for a beautiful assist and laugh during interviews and score with a backheel with such naturalness and stretch a leg to catch a ball who seemed lost and jump so high it seems impossible, and you can't help to love him, because if you only understand a little the poetry of a body in motion when that body's playing football, I mean, that's what Zlatan is, he's got that poetry inside of him, he's that, poetry in motion.
Then, I also understood I could never really hate Zlatan because he has been a juventino, because Zlatan hasn't been one XD I mean, he's not been neither interista nor anything else in his whole life, he's only been Zlatan. A globetrotter. North, south, east and west. Zlatan is, has been and will always be just that, just himself, Zlatan's the only person who can judge Zlatan - before him, just God. And I'm not quoting random, here. ♥

I'm not sure I can talk about Muse without losing myself in a mystic trance o_o Let's try.
So, it wasn't 2004 when I first met them. It wasn't the year Absolution hit the world - that year was already gone, I've had observed Time Is Running Out airing on tv and radio, like, a million times, but I hadn't find it particularly attractive. My brothers, he loved it. Since he understand music way better than I do, he really was impressed by this English trio of crazy people playing alternative music for masses.
Then 2004 went away, I found a boy and I fell in love with him and he really gave me a very hard time and suddenly one night - the end of our story was near - I saw the CD on my desk, I read the tracklist and I saw that time running out and it seemed like that song was talking inside of my head. I heard its melody in bits and pieces but I didn't remember it so well, so I put it inside my CD player - I still had it at that time, he still hadn't fall off my desk; if that's what you call to take a CD player in your hands and then throw it on the floor - and listened to the song. Once and again and again for five hours, writing and crying and listening, and two weeks after I broke up with that boy and that left me in pieces and totally in love with that song.
Then the obsession began, I suppose, because Muse came inside me and I started to search for the whole discography, amused by the fact that it seemed it didn't exist a song of theirs that I didn't love. Still, I can't find a Muse song I find less than beautiful, and they never disappointed me, never ever, they're still the most perfect thing of my life, what I cling on when I'm sad, one of the thing that makes me what I am today.
Muse ♥ Just think about them makes me move XD Thanks to them I met a lot of really important persons for my life. And they still are, obviously, even if now we're not hearing each others anymore, because all you live leave a trace inside of you, it's part of you. And Matt, my God XD The things we share, the way his story helped me, writing, to clarify a relationship which was fucking up my life, the way I survived all this drawing strength from certain songs, the way I grew up thinking about them, and what they made me feel when I saw them live in Milan, on december 4th 2006, God, I'll never forget it. Never ever. ♥

Flershido XD One of the most funny things in my life and the thing that made me my reputation of fandom future teller. My first OTP which became canon XD Great, it'll always be one of the best memories of my life, and not only because when it happened I was in Florence with a girl who was driving me crazy - and who still drove me crazy for a long time, before I managed to overcome it - but also because I really fantasized a lot on those two XD They had that kind of relationship I can't help to love, adversarial, unbalanced, overbearing *_* Truth is, as much as I love equal relationships, in which no one's much stronger than the other - relationships like Flerkuza, for example - nothing affects me like addictions, and I think it's probably because I'm an addicted person. I mean, when I fall in love with someone, then that someone become a fundamental thing in my life, and he stays like this as long as I still love him.
By the way, just try to imagine this fourteen years old boy who's losing himself in a dangerous world, on the streets of Berlin, and meets this eighteen tears old who teaches him how to walk safe along those same streets. And then think about those two growing up together, become rich and famous together, doing everything together and then imagine the older one deciding to start again alone, leaving the younger one behind with no choice but to start hating him. I mean. I could not resist something like that XD And then there was Fler - Fler! One of the most mind-blowing things of my last year, what a crush I had on him! XD Especially for his eyes, which are still the eyes of a kid, even if he's not a kid anymore *___* My Baby <3 And By, well, Bu's Bu, the man I'd give my babies to, if he only asked. An arrogant asshole I can't help but love (yes, that's my world). And they're perfect together <3 And canon ♥

Numb3rs made my summer a better summer *_* The last drama I watched was Oz, more than two months ago, and it wasn't something new, since I was re-watching it. After that, just Torchwood XD Like the majority of the things I love, my brother made me discover it. He loves to stay on the couch watching tv and waiting for sleep to come, and once he saw Numb3rs and decided I had to watch it too, because he has to do things with me to be satisfied of his day XD So, what we're doing together now is watching Numb3rs, and the wonderful thing is that I love it *_* I hate math and physics, and detective dramas doesn't make me squee in joy, usually - Veronica Mars put aside, but that was so different - but this drama owned me quickly for three principal reasons: Charlie (and I really can't understand why I love him, but I do), Don (who does things to me, and I can't even explain why *ç*) and Eppescest (which, I know, is Charlie and Don together, and no one's surprised to hear me fangirling about incest, am I wrong? XD)
By the way, bot screenplay and plot are really interesting, even if sometimes I feel like explanations of the cases they solve are not clear at all XD But the whole thing, supporting characters included (Larry! XD) is so cute it deserves some love! And in fact I totally don't understand why here in Italy doesn't exist a Numb3rs fandom o____o I think I wrote the first Italian Eppescest ever, and I'm going to pop the fandom's cherry as I'm used to do often recently XD Come on, fangirls, come out of your graves and spread Eppescest love around \o/

...come on, how am I supposed to talk about writing? XD It's the oldest thing I remember about myself - I remember being, like, nine? Or ten, at my cousin's, in Rome. She had a backyard and she had a cat, Zummolo, and I loved that cat. I passed my afternoons in that backyard with a diary opened on my legs and I wrote Zummolo The Flying Cat's Adventures. My first Gary Stu X'D Who had his own Mary Sue, Bianca, my aunt's cat ♥
I still remember that diary, too. In brown leather, an horrible brown, one you can hardly forget XD And it had the sides of the pages in gold. Pages were ruled, a page for a day, saturdays and sundays shared a page, so I was always upset when I had to write on those pages, 'cause either I wrote on the empty space between one day and the other - but I was not able to write clearly - or I followed the stripes - but it seemed to me like I was wasting space. XD
I remember copying that story on my pc, some months after XDDD Oh God, and I finished it! And then I started writing something which had something to do with a fisherman, but I never finished it and never plotted it all, so I can't remember it very well anymore XD Lol.
And then I remember reading La Petite Marchande De Prose and say "yes", and I remember the next summer, my first fanfiction. It was 2001, I never stopped since then. Never ever, not for a month, I believe my longest pause was, like, a week or so, and I never paused because I didn't want to write, always because I didn't have the time. I never experienced a writer's block, I almost never passed a day without writing something, and I love how plots pile up and fill my brain. Sometimes I let them go - I mean, I often try to keep them still and secluded where they can't come out, because I somehow get upset when I realize I won't be able to write down them all XD But there are moments, when I go to bed, for example, in which I let them go and they fill up my brain, and now that I think about it it never happened to me to feel desperately alone. I have never been alone. I always wrote.

And, since we're talking about it, now I'm off to write °_° While my mother argues with one of her friends who lives in Milan and will be going to the match tomorrow XD Yes, I hate him too and I'd argue with him too, if I could.